Open Video Featuring the littlest Wayne

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason was face down, asleep in bed, dressed only in a pair of boxers. A pile of tissues nearby, and the gun resting on the bedside table beside a mostly empty bottle of NyQuil. A shot had been taken just after the text conversation with Damian assured that he was dead to the world. He had assumed he was safe, that Damian wouldn’t really bother… boy was he wrong.]

[Wrong? He wasn't just wrong. He was out right stupid to think that he could issue a challenge to Damian and the teen would just let it got. Please, Damian didn’t know how to let things go. It didn't take Damian long to find Todd, but he waited until the cover of night and returned to the communal living, finding the might Red Hood passed out and drooling into his pillow.

The evidence of used tissues liter in the floor made it clear the man was ill. This was going to be too easy, Damian might’ve felt bad if care, but a point needs to be made. You don’t threaten his pets, call him pipsqueak or challenge Damian Wayne! He moves to the trunk by Todd's bed and find his uniform and some gear. Smirking, Damian takes out the grapple and ties the rope around Todd’s ankles.

He finds the man's network device, because well, why not give Todd a recording of his defeat? Once his trap was set, Damian moves to the head of Todd’s bed, removes the gun on the nightstand and taps Todd’s red nose to wake him.]

...Found you.

[He drawls before firing the grapple towards the ceiling.]

[ The grapple was strong for sure, all bat-gear was and it had to be strong enough to let him move from building to building… so it yanked him hard and fast out of bed for the ceiling the way Damian intended. His eyes had started to slowly open at the tap on his nose before his world flipped.

Oh shit. He was not in any shape for this. It was by some higher power that he didn’t puke all over the place with the first spin. He looked green for a moment before the rage overpowered the logic. And he screamed as mad as he could. His hands flailing trying to get Damian but instead he found one of his knives in the bed and started swiping for the younger boy.]

Fucking! Little son of a bitch! Get over here!

[ He yelled as he tried to pull his legs free, but damn Damian’s knots. He couldn’t try to stab him and cut himself free at the same time.]

That it! Your dead again!

[Damian just takes a step back when Todd starts flinging a knife at him. What is it that Damian has on the nightstand? Why it's Todd network device and he is recording your misery as we speak.

After all, you said you didn't like pictures, nothing about video.]

I warned you that round two was coming, Todd. [Damian ducks another knife swing and points at Todd dramatically.] Did you really think I wouldn’t take up your challenge? Like I'd ever turn down an excuse to rain ruin on you Todd. [He says, because you really just asked for this.]

[ Jason growled still swiping the knife Damian’s way, but misery was his true love it seemed, and a violent set of sneezes came in fast repetition. Which was life in general just laughing at him. He tried to swipe at Damian again once he got the sneezes stopped. Dizzy, half drugged and sick as hell. This was not his day… and the damn camera.]

Turn that shit off! I swear to god I’m going to bring the pain when I get down! [ He yelled at Damian.] Shut it off!

Comments

[hititwithacrowbar]

Seriously. Little D, that shit's not safe, even for you. I meant to toss that shit last week but... well, I got sick. She can votch for me.

[ He hates worrying but well.. why was he keeping fuel in his trunk? who knows.]

[bunnyhopped]

of course you just have dangerous substances lying around. classic jason todd

but yeah he was sick
unfortunately can confirm :\

[sonofab]

If it's so dangerous, why do you have it?

[hititwithacrowbar]

Well, if i told you I'd have to kill you. We've both been there and done that, so, I plede the fifth.

[bunnyhopped]

what a strange family

[sonofab]

We are not family. [Damian grumbles from his crouch by the trunk and holds up the can in warning that he is going to start shaking it if you don't talk Todd.]

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ He glared from where he hung, Giving the camera a deadpan look. Look at his life Hana. Look at it.]

He's right, we're not. I don't have wild dogs in my bloodline.

[ Jason narrowed his eyes at Damian and shook the knife his way again.]

You want to blow that hand off?

[sonofab]

Just street rats.

[Damian mutters and he narrows his eyes before calling you on your bluff Todd.

SHAKES.]

[bunnyhopped]

[ oof, that's a bit of a low blow, hana thinks. ]

if you shake him too hard he might throw up
just saying

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason doesn't say anything, his glare speaks for him. Low blow.]

[sonofab]

[Damian was still learning to pull his punches when it came to words. Tact was still a skill he was far from mastering. Every Robin had a talent and Starfire said it best about his: "Robin’s words are like knives."

Still, the can he was shaking didn’t blow, didn’t even smoke.]

Tt, motor oil. [He sensed a shift in Todd’s glare this time though and frowned up at him, but still tries to look annoyed, not like he was about to be scolded. The can drops and rolls on the floor loudly.]

What?

[bunnyhopped]

think you might've gone a little too far there, 'lil d'

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason just rolls his eyes some. Nope being pissy lets Damian win, and after what he said about Talia... yeah. ]

Don't call him that, Hana. I'm the only one allowed it call him that.

[sonofab]

I'd prefer if no one called me that.

[I mean if we're being honest.]

[bunnyhopped]

jason if i called you 'big j' then would you let me call him 'lil d'

[ she's just trolling ]

[hititwithacrowbar]

Not in front of the kid, Hana-Babe.

[ He tried to play up being charming, but just to make Damian uncomfortable.]

And sorry kid, it's Lil D or Demon Brat, that's the choices, and truth be told, I'll call you what I want. It's my right.

[sonofab]

[A small hacking sound heard in the background, because adults are gross.]

Only if I can call you, "Jackass". Sounds better than "Big J".

[bunnyhopped]

[ although it goes unseen, Hana cracks up at Damian's hacking in the background. ]

actually i do kinda like jackass better

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ He managed to laugh while hanging there. Oh god that was great. He'll remember that Damian.]

Piish, like you don't already, Lil D. And I thought we were friends Hana. I am genuinely hurt.

[ Yet, he's smirking.]

[sonofab]

I didn't, but I'll gladly start.

[It was a lot less colorful than some of the other names he could think for Todd at least.]

[bunnyhopped]

[ if only jason could see the way hana had rolled her eyes just now.
]

what, friends can't call friends jackasses?

feel free to skip Jay from here on <3

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ he shook his head deciding silent treatment was the best course of action.]

[sonofab]

It's okay, just keep calling him it. Eventually, he'll learn to respond. Kind of like training a dog.