Open Video Featuring the littlest Wayne

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason was face down, asleep in bed, dressed only in a pair of boxers. A pile of tissues nearby, and the gun resting on the bedside table beside a mostly empty bottle of NyQuil. A shot had been taken just after the text conversation with Damian assured that he was dead to the world. He had assumed he was safe, that Damian wouldn’t really bother… boy was he wrong.]

[Wrong? He wasn't just wrong. He was out right stupid to think that he could issue a challenge to Damian and the teen would just let it got. Please, Damian didn’t know how to let things go. It didn't take Damian long to find Todd, but he waited until the cover of night and returned to the communal living, finding the might Red Hood passed out and drooling into his pillow.

The evidence of used tissues liter in the floor made it clear the man was ill. This was going to be too easy, Damian might’ve felt bad if care, but a point needs to be made. You don’t threaten his pets, call him pipsqueak or challenge Damian Wayne! He moves to the trunk by Todd's bed and find his uniform and some gear. Smirking, Damian takes out the grapple and ties the rope around Todd’s ankles.

He finds the man's network device, because well, why not give Todd a recording of his defeat? Once his trap was set, Damian moves to the head of Todd’s bed, removes the gun on the nightstand and taps Todd’s red nose to wake him.]

...Found you.

[He drawls before firing the grapple towards the ceiling.]

[ The grapple was strong for sure, all bat-gear was and it had to be strong enough to let him move from building to building… so it yanked him hard and fast out of bed for the ceiling the way Damian intended. His eyes had started to slowly open at the tap on his nose before his world flipped.

Oh shit. He was not in any shape for this. It was by some higher power that he didn’t puke all over the place with the first spin. He looked green for a moment before the rage overpowered the logic. And he screamed as mad as he could. His hands flailing trying to get Damian but instead he found one of his knives in the bed and started swiping for the younger boy.]

Fucking! Little son of a bitch! Get over here!

[ He yelled as he tried to pull his legs free, but damn Damian’s knots. He couldn’t try to stab him and cut himself free at the same time.]

That it! Your dead again!

[Damian just takes a step back when Todd starts flinging a knife at him. What is it that Damian has on the nightstand? Why it's Todd network device and he is recording your misery as we speak.

After all, you said you didn't like pictures, nothing about video.]

I warned you that round two was coming, Todd. [Damian ducks another knife swing and points at Todd dramatically.] Did you really think I wouldn’t take up your challenge? Like I'd ever turn down an excuse to rain ruin on you Todd. [He says, because you really just asked for this.]

[ Jason growled still swiping the knife Damian’s way, but misery was his true love it seemed, and a violent set of sneezes came in fast repetition. Which was life in general just laughing at him. He tried to swipe at Damian again once he got the sneezes stopped. Dizzy, half drugged and sick as hell. This was not his day… and the damn camera.]

Turn that shit off! I swear to god I’m going to bring the pain when I get down! [ He yelled at Damian.] Shut it off!

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text @d.va

[bunnyhopped]

[ No videos are happening because guess who's also gross and sick? This gal. All the video would've been would be her laughing hysterically only for it to dissolve into a miserable coughing fit, anyway. ]

how embarrassing for you, jay

what's the story here, boys?

Text @d.wayne

[sonofab]

[Seeing as how Jason is currently indisposed, he won't be able to answer your text stranger but Damian calls up to read it to him.]

He annoyed me.
Then challenged me.
This is retribution.

[Because yes, that, of course, explains it all!]

[bunnyhopped]

hmm well that all sounds about right
what'd he challenge you to tho?

Video @givesyouhell

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ The Hanged Man was still cursing some lovely multi-language curses at the true son of Wayne.]

There is no story! Rabid fucking Chihuahua attacked me while I was asleep!

[ It takes a second before he realizes.]

You never text Hana, the fuck's wrong?

[bunnyhopped]

[ you're a real class act, jay. she was still going to respond through text, though. ]

uhh i text all the time what are you talking about?

[ though, truthfully, she typically never misses a chance to show herself on video if only because she's always confident in how she looks. not... right now, though. definitely not right now. ]

text; un: frayed

[outofthinair]

I feel like I just witnessed a family feud. But a lot more fun than my family feuds.

[ No one had died for a start. Clearly there were a lot of issues between the boys, but nothing like with Clary and her father. ]

[sonofab]

He isn't family, just an annoyance that needed adjusting.

[Damian tilts his head just avoid a knife slice. So rude, Todd, so rude.]

[outofthinair]

Oh, well... glad you got him?

[ Not that she was sure she should have been taking any sides. ]

Video @givesyouhell

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ The man was still upside down.]

Not family, I don't know this asshole.

video @frayed

[outofthinair]

[ She tilts her head a little to get a better look at the upside down 'victim'. ]

Do you often get attacked by assholes you don't know? Is it something to be aware of in this place?

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[threatenwithcuteness]

*Lola's just going to... let herself in. And go find Jason.*

So, rough day?

*She'd be more sympathetic, but Jason can handle himself. And might not want the second tiniest person in his life cutting him down. After the smallest person in his life put him up there.*

[sonofab]

No really. My day is improving actually and I even found a roommate.

[A pause,}

Not him. [That'd...be a terrible idea.]

[threatenwithcuteness]

I think you both have, what was it? 'Trust issues?'

*She looks pretty disapproving of all of this. But then again, she's not used to siblings. Ones with grappling hooks.*

video | un: redpaladin

[tempredmental]

Well... that's an interesting use for a grappling hook.

video | un: redpaladin

[hititwithacrowbar]

Bite me, Keith.

[ He grumbled still hanging around.]

[tempredmental]

Do things really look better upside down? I've heard that's a thing.

Re: video | un: redpaladin

[sonofab]

I like to keep my vengeance inventive.

[action]

[alchemyfreak]

[Ed wasn't about to watch and wait this out, so as soon as he saw the broadcast he headed back to the communal building. He's used to Jay getting into fights, coming back to the floor with evidence of something - bruises, blood etc. This, on the other hand, was new.

Once he arrived Edward didn't bother with so much as a word before clapping his hands together, first to transmute the floor Damian was standing on to keep him in place. His hands came together again, now turning his attention on Jason instead, but not finishing the next transmutation right away.]

All right, what did you do this time?

[Clearly it's Jay's fault. Whatever it is. He doesn't know Damian though, so he doesn't trust him - as much as he seems pointedly focused on his room mate, he's got his eye on the kid. Ed, of all people, knows not to underestimate children.]

[action]

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason had made a point to not contact the Elric's while he was sick, outside of random texts to throw off any concerns since he did randomly text when he was bored. Today just sucked given the whole network could see him not only sick but hanging upside down. He glared as he swayed from the grapple, but he couldn't help an amused laugh escaping when the clap came and the floor went for Damian. ]

Ed! God what a sight you are for sore eyes!

[ But the glare returned at the question.]

I was fucking asleep, I didn't do shit. [ Bullshit.]

video | un: w.west

[otherflash]

[ Wally finds all of this more amusing than he probably should. You Bat-boys and your weird games. ]

Am I going to have to put you two in time-out?

[hititwithacrowbar]

How about you come get the brat and take him back to Dick.

[ Jason growled clearly in a foul mood.]

video; un: ghostking

[deathkid]

[ there's no speach, just a recording of nico shaking his damn head. very much all "seriously, guys?" ]

Re: video; un: ghostking

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason at this point looks beyond done. His eyes shifting from his brother to The shaking head of Nico.]

Lil D, meet Niks, Nico, meet Damian Wayne.

[ He kept his arms crossed over his chest because he's not happy. Puking not long before killed the funniness of it.]

in person

[alkahestic]

[ when al walks into the room, he just stops, staring as he watches jason swing from the ceiling. he can't help it; he lets out a little giggle before approaching. ]

That's not very nice. What'd he do that for?

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jay's busy trying to clean his face up with the towel. He doesn't need to move it to know its Al. He knows his voice anywhere. He doesn't respond only because he's curious what Damian will say. After a second he rolled his eyes which was a mistake upside down...]

I threatened his cow...