Open Video Featuring the littlest Wayne

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason was face down, asleep in bed, dressed only in a pair of boxers. A pile of tissues nearby, and the gun resting on the bedside table beside a mostly empty bottle of NyQuil. A shot had been taken just after the text conversation with Damian assured that he was dead to the world. He had assumed he was safe, that Damian wouldn’t really bother… boy was he wrong.]

[Wrong? He wasn't just wrong. He was out right stupid to think that he could issue a challenge to Damian and the teen would just let it got. Please, Damian didn’t know how to let things go. It didn't take Damian long to find Todd, but he waited until the cover of night and returned to the communal living, finding the might Red Hood passed out and drooling into his pillow.

The evidence of used tissues liter in the floor made it clear the man was ill. This was going to be too easy, Damian might’ve felt bad if care, but a point needs to be made. You don’t threaten his pets, call him pipsqueak or challenge Damian Wayne! He moves to the trunk by Todd's bed and find his uniform and some gear. Smirking, Damian takes out the grapple and ties the rope around Todd’s ankles.

He finds the man's network device, because well, why not give Todd a recording of his defeat? Once his trap was set, Damian moves to the head of Todd’s bed, removes the gun on the nightstand and taps Todd’s red nose to wake him.]

...Found you.

[He drawls before firing the grapple towards the ceiling.]

[ The grapple was strong for sure, all bat-gear was and it had to be strong enough to let him move from building to building… so it yanked him hard and fast out of bed for the ceiling the way Damian intended. His eyes had started to slowly open at the tap on his nose before his world flipped.

Oh shit. He was not in any shape for this. It was by some higher power that he didn’t puke all over the place with the first spin. He looked green for a moment before the rage overpowered the logic. And he screamed as mad as he could. His hands flailing trying to get Damian but instead he found one of his knives in the bed and started swiping for the younger boy.]

Fucking! Little son of a bitch! Get over here!

[ He yelled as he tried to pull his legs free, but damn Damian’s knots. He couldn’t try to stab him and cut himself free at the same time.]

That it! Your dead again!

[Damian just takes a step back when Todd starts flinging a knife at him. What is it that Damian has on the nightstand? Why it's Todd network device and he is recording your misery as we speak.

After all, you said you didn't like pictures, nothing about video.]

I warned you that round two was coming, Todd. [Damian ducks another knife swing and points at Todd dramatically.] Did you really think I wouldn’t take up your challenge? Like I'd ever turn down an excuse to rain ruin on you Todd. [He says, because you really just asked for this.]

[ Jason growled still swiping the knife Damian’s way, but misery was his true love it seemed, and a violent set of sneezes came in fast repetition. Which was life in general just laughing at him. He tried to swipe at Damian again once he got the sneezes stopped. Dizzy, half drugged and sick as hell. This was not his day… and the damn camera.]

Turn that shit off! I swear to god I’m going to bring the pain when I get down! [ He yelled at Damian.] Shut it off!

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text @d.va

[bunnyhopped]

[ No videos are happening because guess who's also gross and sick? This gal. All the video would've been would be her laughing hysterically only for it to dissolve into a miserable coughing fit, anyway. ]

how embarrassing for you, jay

what's the story here, boys?

Text @d.wayne

[sonofab]

[Seeing as how Jason is currently indisposed, he won't be able to answer your text stranger but Damian calls up to read it to him.]

He annoyed me.
Then challenged me.
This is retribution.

[Because yes, that, of course, explains it all!]

[bunnyhopped]

hmm well that all sounds about right
what'd he challenge you to tho?

[sonofab]

The challenge was just to find him.
The rude wake up call was for the mockery.

[Damian may not like his mother, but you still don't get to talk about her...or threaten his cow. Even if they’re both on another planet.]

[bunnyhopped]

lucky for you he's easy to find
he's either at a seedy bar or passed out in his bed in the middle of the day but i guess you know that already

sick trick, btw, what did you use? was that a grappling hook?

Video;

[sonofab]

Todd is shamefully predictable.

His own grappling hook.
I felt using his own items against him just adds to this revenge.

[bunnyhopped]

super clever, i like it!
this is like sibling rivalry at its best right

[sonofab]

I always strive for the best.
But he isn't my sibling.

[Ew, gross, no!]

[bunnyhopped]

right
you all just look alike for some reason

[hititwithacrowbar]

Excuse you, I look much better.

[bunnyhopped]

jay
dude
are you trying to one-up a kid

[sonofab]

That has become his goal for some time now.
You're still a failure Todd.

[hititwithacrowbar]

He's not a kid! He's the fucking anti-christ! Haven't you seen the Omen!

[ Jason had no shame in it.]

Video @givesyouhell

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ The Hanged Man was still cursing some lovely multi-language curses at the true son of Wayne.]

There is no story! Rabid fucking Chihuahua attacked me while I was asleep!

[ It takes a second before he realizes.]

You never text Hana, the fuck's wrong?

[bunnyhopped]

[ you're a real class act, jay. she was still going to respond through text, though. ]

uhh i text all the time what are you talking about?

[ though, truthfully, she typically never misses a chance to show herself on video if only because she's always confident in how she looks. not... right now, though. definitely not right now. ]

[hititwithacrowbar]

Don't lie to me while I'm already pissed off.

[ He growled a bit, which would be more intimidating if his face wasn't flushed worse than the night he got her sick.]

I'll tell the beast where you live.

[sonofab]

[Damian raises a brow, assuming the "Beast" Todd speaks of is him. So thanks for that!]

Why would I attack them? I have no qualms with this person. Do continue mocking him.

[This pleases him, yes.]

[bunnyhopped]

[ she's totally going to start calling Damian by "Beast" now. ]

sure, send him over, preferably with all your cough medicine you jerk

:)

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason flipped Damian off. What else could he do, but clutch his knife and glare really? ]

I hate you so much, Demon brat.

[ he growled a bit, before he realized what her message said.]

....Oh shit.

[bunnyhopped]

[ y e a h... ]

i gotta say this upside down look is pretty good on you tho

[sonofab]

Happy to hear it. [Damian drawls at the affectionate words.]

[hititwithacrowbar]

Don't give the jackass fuel, Hana.

[ He looked so annoyed. ]

I'll stop by once I get out of this... Without the kid.

[ he glared at his brother.]

[bunnyhopped]

i'm not giving him fuel but you know he can probably find plenty without my help, jay

are you sure you'll be able to get out? lol

[sonofab]

I can find actual fuel in here too. [Damian calls, waving a can of car fuel from the trunk and smirks up at him.]

Ask nicely and I'll decide if you're making that date or not, Todd.

[hititwithacrowbar]

I thought you loved me, Hana.

[ He pouts but it's not serious, and well upside down it looks funnier.]

Bite me, pipsqueak. And put that shit down! It's not stable!