Open Video Featuring the littlest Wayne

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason was face down, asleep in bed, dressed only in a pair of boxers. A pile of tissues nearby, and the gun resting on the bedside table beside a mostly empty bottle of NyQuil. A shot had been taken just after the text conversation with Damian assured that he was dead to the world. He had assumed he was safe, that Damian wouldn’t really bother… boy was he wrong.]

[Wrong? He wasn't just wrong. He was out right stupid to think that he could issue a challenge to Damian and the teen would just let it got. Please, Damian didn’t know how to let things go. It didn't take Damian long to find Todd, but he waited until the cover of night and returned to the communal living, finding the might Red Hood passed out and drooling into his pillow.

The evidence of used tissues liter in the floor made it clear the man was ill. This was going to be too easy, Damian might’ve felt bad if care, but a point needs to be made. You don’t threaten his pets, call him pipsqueak or challenge Damian Wayne! He moves to the trunk by Todd's bed and find his uniform and some gear. Smirking, Damian takes out the grapple and ties the rope around Todd’s ankles.

He finds the man's network device, because well, why not give Todd a recording of his defeat? Once his trap was set, Damian moves to the head of Todd’s bed, removes the gun on the nightstand and taps Todd’s red nose to wake him.]

...Found you.

[He drawls before firing the grapple towards the ceiling.]

[ The grapple was strong for sure, all bat-gear was and it had to be strong enough to let him move from building to building… so it yanked him hard and fast out of bed for the ceiling the way Damian intended. His eyes had started to slowly open at the tap on his nose before his world flipped.

Oh shit. He was not in any shape for this. It was by some higher power that he didn’t puke all over the place with the first spin. He looked green for a moment before the rage overpowered the logic. And he screamed as mad as he could. His hands flailing trying to get Damian but instead he found one of his knives in the bed and started swiping for the younger boy.]

Fucking! Little son of a bitch! Get over here!

[ He yelled as he tried to pull his legs free, but damn Damian’s knots. He couldn’t try to stab him and cut himself free at the same time.]

That it! Your dead again!

[Damian just takes a step back when Todd starts flinging a knife at him. What is it that Damian has on the nightstand? Why it's Todd network device and he is recording your misery as we speak.

After all, you said you didn't like pictures, nothing about video.]

I warned you that round two was coming, Todd. [Damian ducks another knife swing and points at Todd dramatically.] Did you really think I wouldn’t take up your challenge? Like I'd ever turn down an excuse to rain ruin on you Todd. [He says, because you really just asked for this.]

[ Jason growled still swiping the knife Damian’s way, but misery was his true love it seemed, and a violent set of sneezes came in fast repetition. Which was life in general just laughing at him. He tried to swipe at Damian again once he got the sneezes stopped. Dizzy, half drugged and sick as hell. This was not his day… and the damn camera.]

Turn that shit off! I swear to god I’m going to bring the pain when I get down! [ He yelled at Damian.] Shut it off!

Comments

[sonofab]

Then I'll return them to the rightful owner. Who's are they? [Yeah, Damian isn't buying that story either, but back to the girl with the cool future bot!]

Can I see the core? [And touch it and poke it. We'll discuss that part when he's within touching range of it.]

Well, if you like B movie horrors, you may like Todd's taste in films. [To each their own he supposed. It's not like terrible taste was against the law. Even if at times it should.]

[hititwithacrowbar]

...Like hell you will, I'm not sending a 10 year old to return cigarettes. Get the fuck out of my stuff you gremlin!

[ He rolled his eyes some.]

We should make a night of it... when I'm not hanging around, educate the kid on good B movies. Clearly someone forgot to install all the extra features in the boy. He's a robot to you know.

[bunnyhopped]

i only let my engineer mess around my mech's insides, sorry. but if you're nice i would let you, eventually. and you can totally watch me demonstrate until then!

eh, we've got robot people all over where I'm from, he seems plenty human to me!
movie night sounds fun tho
have i told you i was in a movie?

[sonofab]

[Makes sense, he didn't like people poking around in his custom bikes either, but a demonstration of futuristic tech he can get on board with.] I'd like a demonstration, yes.

[For the robot comment, Damian throws the cigarettes at Todd's head. They softly bounce off, but you know, he was just looking to make a point, not hurt him.]

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason just glared in return. He was definitely buying a box of condoms to throw at Bruce if he ever showed up. This was happening.]

You know, Lil D. I know where she lives, I could introduce you. Hana's pretty amazing. Even you'd like her.

[bunnyhopped]

[ What's this?

Jason was complimenting her and it sounded - even in his upside-down state - genuine?

Jeez. It was a good thing she hadn't been on video because, wow. None of this comes across in her text, thankfully. ]

that's so sweet of you to say
i almost forgot you were tied upside down for a sec

you could come by the perimeter guard hq sometime when i'm back to work! taking my MEKA around town is a little annoying bc of traffic but if we headed outside the inner fence you could see more!

i guess you can come too jay

[sonofab]

If he must. [Damian murmurs, but she was still a stranger and he didn't really do well alone with people he's just met... or people.]

[hititwithacrowbar]

I'll drop you off with her, I work in a different sector.

[ He was almost ready to ask Damian to cut him down but the pride was still overriding the headache.]

[bunnyhopped]

that works

trust me, i'm so much more fun to hang out with than jason

:3

[sonofab]

[Well you'll probably not shoot him, so he'll take it.]

That's really not a high standard to meet, Ms. Hana. [He grunts, but hey, you got a Ms.!]

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason would drop his jaw to show shock... but he's upside down so instead he just rolls his eyes.]

Don't let the cute fool you, Hana. I wont come save you from him.

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hey, she'll take more of being called Ms. Hana, honestly? ]

oh please
something would be terribly terribly wrong if there was ever a day that i needed you to come save me from anything

[sonofab]

[Cute? Where is there cute? He tilts his head a bit at that. Nor does he seem to notice the "Ms." slip.]

I don't hurt civilians... unless they attack first?

[Yeah, he is a hero, but one still has to defend themself.]

[hititwithacrowbar]

It was a joke, Jeeze both of you light up. I mean I'm the one hanging upside down and I can still laugh.

[ He shrugged a bit, then started to lean himself up again to go for the rope again.]

[bunnyhopped]

i'm not a civilian at all but you're in good hands :)

once i'm better i mean

since SOMEONE got me sick

[sonofab]

Nope. [Damian says, flinging a Batarang at Jason's hands.]

You stay up there, you're not getting me sick too.