Open Video Featuring the littlest Wayne

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Jason was face down, asleep in bed, dressed only in a pair of boxers. A pile of tissues nearby, and the gun resting on the bedside table beside a mostly empty bottle of NyQuil. A shot had been taken just after the text conversation with Damian assured that he was dead to the world. He had assumed he was safe, that Damian wouldn’t really bother… boy was he wrong.]

[Wrong? He wasn't just wrong. He was out right stupid to think that he could issue a challenge to Damian and the teen would just let it got. Please, Damian didn’t know how to let things go. It didn't take Damian long to find Todd, but he waited until the cover of night and returned to the communal living, finding the might Red Hood passed out and drooling into his pillow.

The evidence of used tissues liter in the floor made it clear the man was ill. This was going to be too easy, Damian might’ve felt bad if care, but a point needs to be made. You don’t threaten his pets, call him pipsqueak or challenge Damian Wayne! He moves to the trunk by Todd's bed and find his uniform and some gear. Smirking, Damian takes out the grapple and ties the rope around Todd’s ankles.

He finds the man's network device, because well, why not give Todd a recording of his defeat? Once his trap was set, Damian moves to the head of Todd’s bed, removes the gun on the nightstand and taps Todd’s red nose to wake him.]

...Found you.

[He drawls before firing the grapple towards the ceiling.]

[ The grapple was strong for sure, all bat-gear was and it had to be strong enough to let him move from building to building… so it yanked him hard and fast out of bed for the ceiling the way Damian intended. His eyes had started to slowly open at the tap on his nose before his world flipped.

Oh shit. He was not in any shape for this. It was by some higher power that he didn’t puke all over the place with the first spin. He looked green for a moment before the rage overpowered the logic. And he screamed as mad as he could. His hands flailing trying to get Damian but instead he found one of his knives in the bed and started swiping for the younger boy.]

Fucking! Little son of a bitch! Get over here!

[ He yelled as he tried to pull his legs free, but damn Damian’s knots. He couldn’t try to stab him and cut himself free at the same time.]

That it! Your dead again!

[Damian just takes a step back when Todd starts flinging a knife at him. What is it that Damian has on the nightstand? Why it's Todd network device and he is recording your misery as we speak.

After all, you said you didn't like pictures, nothing about video.]

I warned you that round two was coming, Todd. [Damian ducks another knife swing and points at Todd dramatically.] Did you really think I wouldn’t take up your challenge? Like I'd ever turn down an excuse to rain ruin on you Todd. [He says, because you really just asked for this.]

[ Jason growled still swiping the knife Damian’s way, but misery was his true love it seemed, and a violent set of sneezes came in fast repetition. Which was life in general just laughing at him. He tried to swipe at Damian again once he got the sneezes stopped. Dizzy, half drugged and sick as hell. This was not his day… and the damn camera.]

Turn that shit off! I swear to god I’m going to bring the pain when I get down! [ He yelled at Damian.] Shut it off!

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text; un: frayed

[outofthinair]

I feel like I just witnessed a family feud. But a lot more fun than my family feuds.

[ No one had died for a start. Clearly there were a lot of issues between the boys, but nothing like with Clary and her father. ]

[sonofab]

He isn't family, just an annoyance that needed adjusting.

[Damian tilts his head just avoid a knife slice. So rude, Todd, so rude.]

[outofthinair]

Oh, well... glad you got him?

[ Not that she was sure she should have been taking any sides. ]

Video;

[sonofab]

Thanks. He challenged me to find him. I don't know why he looks so surprised that I did.

[That guy is weird.]

video;

[outofthinair]

Remind me to put money on you if it's ever a proper competition.

[ And this kid is formidable. Clary is never challenging him to hide and seek. ]

[sonofab]

Always on me. I could win you millions.

[He is small but mighty, Clary. For he is vengeance. He is the night!]

[outofthinair]

That only works if you're going to do this often, and I know to place bets on you.

[ He is... she'll find herself upide if she says 'adorable', right? Adorable and scary. ]

[sonofab]

I normally try to avoid repeat performances. No one likes to be predictable.

[Smirks and looks up at Todd who is on his second loss against Damian.]

Except in winning.

[That...is a fairly accurate description.]

[outofthinair]

This is true. Especally when it comes to -- [ she waved a hand at the screen. ] bets?

Just let me know if there's ever a time I can put money on you. And if I'm ever in trouble, pretty sure I'd want you tracking me down. Maybe even more so than my friends.

[sonofab]

Yes, or acts of revenge. [which this was.]

Are you in trouble or make it a habit of getting into trouble?

[Not that Damian can talk, he has a habit of stirring up trouble to, he just usual fights his way out of it.]

[outofthinair]

I never thought I used to make it a habit, but I have to admit that lately it's been unavoidable.

Life got complicated after my birthday.

[ Clary is getting better at fighting her way out of it, but no doubt she's still pretty green at it all next to Damian. Age doesn't count for anything. ]

[sonofab]

What happened after your birthday?

[After his 13th birthday his family sent a group of assassins out to kill him. So, yeah, birthdays suck.]

[outofthinair]

[ She pulled back her hair to show him a couple of the runes that were on her skin. ]

I found out that my family weren't exactly normal. My mom got taken. My dad's a psycho. My brother is... another psycho. [ she gave a wry smile. ] Now you know why I thought maybe this was a family feud. Back home - my father's just killed the guy I love, so.

[ But the version of Jace that was here still believed he was her brother. Nothing about her life anymore was simple. ]

Video @givesyouhell

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ The man was still upside down.]

Not family, I don't know this asshole.

video @frayed

[outofthinair]

[ She tilts her head a little to get a better look at the upside down 'victim'. ]

Do you often get attacked by assholes you don't know? Is it something to be aware of in this place?

video @givesyouhell

[hititwithacrowbar]

No, this is just my life...

[ he shrugged and swayed a little.]

[sonofab]

So dramatic Todd.

[Damian scoffs somewhere off camera.]

[outofthinair]

Huh. Your life reminds me of what mine has become. Although I haven't done the upside down thing yet. Might help drain your sinuses, though. Silver lining?

[hititwithacrowbar]

It's the flu... I don't have issues like this anymore.

[ He grumbled and flipped Damian off again.]

Though, I'll take a silver lining.

[outofthinair]

Eesh, that sucks. I'm sorry you're sick. And upside down.

[ Still feels a little like a family feud. ]

You still look good upside down?

[sonofab]

[There might be a little gagging sound heard in the background again. Clarry pls. Think of the bratty children.]

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ He winked....and did a finger gun at the camera. ]

[outofthinair]

[ She didn't know whether or not to laugh at the gagging, or the finger gun, so there might have been a giggle-snort in the end. ]

There you go, silver lining.

[hititwithacrowbar]

Its a good lining if you ask me.

[outofthinair]

Well, I definitely appreciate the view. So thanks, even if it came at a price.

[ And since she is now apparently free to look, look she will. ]