→ ( 𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗈 ) un; gypsygirl

[likeacoupon]

Okay, I did the 'getting-used-to-this-place' thing and I have two questions.

First, where can I buy or borrow a bike. [She'll borrow one and live life pokemon style if she has too.] I'm already getting tired of walking everywhere.

[Willa doesn't make it clear if she's talking about a motorcycle or a bicycle. She's not that picky and either would do. However, she has very little to no experience driving a motorcycle but she's sure she could figure it out.]

Question number two. [She holds up two fingers and holds them in front of the screen.] What did you guys all do before you arrived here? Is it the same as what you do now? Be it jobs or hobbies or whatever.

[Anyone can respond or not, but Willa wants to meet more of the people here and see what kind of crowd she's dealing with. From the small sample she's run into, it's certainly an eclectic bunch.]

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[ragnarsson]

Can't really help with the first question. As for the second one, I didn't really have a job.

[The perks of being royalty. Not that he often mentions he was a prince, because really, what's the point?]

But my brothers and I were involved in a war, so I was the strategist for the army. I really hope the theory that time doesn't pass while we're here is true, because otherwise, those idiots are sure to lose without me to plan for them.

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[likeacoupon]

Strategist? Is that why you're so smart?

[She asks wit a little quirk to her lips.]

What do you do here for work then? [Willa hasn't pegged this place as one that's in need of a strategist.]

[ragnarsson]

I've always been this smart.

[It might sound conceited, but it's the truth. Ivar was pretty much brilliant, able to read people very well, and anticipate how they're going to react. He'd had to compensate for being a cripple his whole life and out-thinking everyone was one way he did it.]

I'm on the Perimeter Guard. Killing things has always been something that I'm good at.

[likeacoupon]

[Willa smiles.]

Noted.

[Most of the people she talks to are kind of dumb. Ivar is very refreshing though it does make her a little weary of him. At the very least, she isn't about to steal anything of his unless she's 100% sure she can get away with it.]

Has it? Do you like killing things? [Maybe she won't steal from him. Seems like a bad idea.]

[ragnarsson]

Very much so. It's the only thing I've ever been good at.

[He's smiling a little as he says that and it's clear he's a completely unhinged individual. Yes, stealing from Ivar would, at best, end with Willa losing her hand. Theft among Vikings was a very serious crime. They tended to hang or behead individuals that did so.]

[likeacoupon]

[It might be bad, but he's definitely managed to catch Willa's interest.]

Is this something that you can demonstrate?

[Maybe she can call him in if she ever needs muscly back up. Willa knows that she'll eventually get into some amount of trouble; she might as well be prepared.]

[ragnarsson]

What, you want me to drop a dead body at your feet?

[Don't tempt him. He'll actually do it!]

[likeacoupon]

I've seen a dead boy before. He had an ice pick sticking out of his head. It's not that interesting to look at.

[It's also not as scaring as it should have been.]

[ragnarsson]

No, dead bodies are never that fun. It's everything that happens before that point that I enjoy.

[Is he crazy? Most definitely. But he also is very, very good at what he does. There was a reason men knew the name of Ivar the Boneless a thousand years after he'd died.]

[likeacoupon]

Not sure if that's my kind of thing but, hey, that's more people for you to ponce on.

[It's hard to tell if Willa is serious or not.]

[ragnarsson]

My plan exactly. Just let me ever know if you need anyone taken care of.

[He's actually yet to kill anyone during his long time in Riverview, but it was like riding a bike: he never really lost the skill.]

[likeacoupon]

I promise that you're my guy if that comes up.