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riverview2018-01-29 06:19 pm
almightiness) wrote in riverview2018-01-29 06:19 pm
The Many Texts of All Might.
TEXT | BURNER PHONE | USERNAME: ALLMIGHT
Text one:
HELLO CITIZENS OF RIVERVI EW! I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL. I WANTED TO ASK, OUT OF GENERAL CURIOSITY: HOW MANY 'HEROES' OR 'SUPERHEROES' ARE IN THIS TOWN? I HAVE RAN INTO A FEW, AND I MUST SAY, I MUST GET TO KNOW MY FELLOW DEFENDERS AND WARRIORS OF JUSTICE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MINGLE, ISN'T IT? HAHA!
Text two:
HELLO CITIZENSD! I HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOM E BOXES OF COOKIES BUT I AM WATCHING M Y FIGURE!! WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF THEM? THEY ARE SNICKERDOODLES!! SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCKS, IT IS TOO HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, MY FINGERSS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEEYSS!!
Text three:
CITIZENS, IT IS I, ALL MIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SURE N OBODY FEELS LONELY!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH, DO LET ME KNOOW, I AM HAPPY TO TAKE TIME OUT OF THE DAAY TO ACCOMPANY YOU. I HAVE LESS WORK TO DO HERE, YOU SEE! AND MENTAL HEALTH ANDD HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT!! LETS HAVE LUNCH!
Text four:
HELLO CITIZENS! I APOLOOGIZE FOR THE PERSON-SHAPEDD HOLE IN ONE OF THE COMMUNITY HALLWAAYS. SOMEONE HAD BEEN SCREAMING AND I ASSUMED THEY WERE IN DANGER, BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY SPOOKY SPIDER. THE CIVILIAN AND THE SPIDER ARE NOT HARMED!!!
Text five:
IF SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY LOST A KITTEN BY THE NAME O F 'GARBANZO BEAN', I HAVE HIM IN MY POSSESSION. THERE IS A NAME TAG BUT NO NUMBER ATTACHED.
HE IS VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND IS USING MY COUCH AS A SCRATCHING POST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AN OWNER IF YOU CAN. ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)
Text six:
WHAT IS A SUGARDADDY?
[ALL MIGHT NO]
Action. | Toshinori Yagi, the skinny, undercover civilian man.
[There is a skinny, concerned man of about 7'3" standing in the local superstore, in the pet food section, with his hands full of various cat toys. And apparently the source of his misery is trying to figure out which of these twenty different kinds of cat food would be good for the young Mr. Bean residing in his private apartment. Look, toys are easy. But diets? Toshinori is more than familiar with the difficulty of a well-balanced diet!
OH THE HUMANITY, WILL HE EVER ESCAPE THIS CAT HELL.]
Text one:
HELLO CITIZENS OF RIVERVI EW! I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL. I WANTED TO ASK, OUT OF GENERAL CURIOSITY: HOW MANY 'HEROES' OR 'SUPERHEROES' ARE IN THIS TOWN? I HAVE RAN INTO A FEW, AND I MUST SAY, I MUST GET TO KNOW MY FELLOW DEFENDERS AND WARRIORS OF JUSTICE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MINGLE, ISN'T IT? HAHA!
Text two:
HELLO CITIZENSD! I HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOM E BOXES OF COOKIES BUT I AM WATCHING M Y FIGURE!! WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF THEM? THEY ARE SNICKERDOODLES!! SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCKS, IT IS TOO HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, MY FINGERSS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEEYSS!!
Text three:
CITIZENS, IT IS I, ALL MIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SURE N OBODY FEELS LONELY!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH, DO LET ME KNOOW, I AM HAPPY TO TAKE TIME OUT OF THE DAAY TO ACCOMPANY YOU. I HAVE LESS WORK TO DO HERE, YOU SEE! AND MENTAL HEALTH ANDD HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT!! LETS HAVE LUNCH!
Text four:
HELLO CITIZENS! I APOLOOGIZE FOR THE PERSON-SHAPEDD HOLE IN ONE OF THE COMMUNITY HALLWAAYS. SOMEONE HAD BEEN SCREAMING AND I ASSUMED THEY WERE IN DANGER, BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY SPOOKY SPIDER. THE CIVILIAN AND THE SPIDER ARE NOT HARMED!!!
Text five:
IF SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY LOST A KITTEN BY THE NAME O F 'GARBANZO BEAN', I HAVE HIM IN MY POSSESSION. THERE IS A NAME TAG BUT NO NUMBER ATTACHED.
HE IS VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND IS USING MY COUCH AS A SCRATCHING POST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AN OWNER IF YOU CAN. ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)
Text six:
WHAT IS A SUGARDADDY?
[ALL MIGHT NO]
Action. | Toshinori Yagi, the skinny, undercover civilian man.
[There is a skinny, concerned man of about 7'3" standing in the local superstore, in the pet food section, with his hands full of various cat toys. And apparently the source of his misery is trying to figure out which of these twenty different kinds of cat food would be good for the young Mr. Bean residing in his private apartment. Look, toys are easy. But diets? Toshinori is more than familiar with the difficulty of a well-balanced diet!
OH THE HUMANITY, WILL HE EVER ESCAPE THIS CAT HELL.]
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I SEE YOU DO AS WELL, ASSISTING THE ANIMAL POPULATION. YOU HAVE A GOOD SOUL!
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not really. my soul is pretty much garbage like the rest of me, but i prefer animals to people in the end.
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IT'S ONE OF THE MMOST VALUABLE TRAITS HUMANITY HAS TO OFFER, YOUNG MAN.
IF YOUR SOUL IS INDEED 'GARBAGE', I WOULD BE CONTENT TO SIT IN THIS LOVELY DUMPSTER ALONGSIDE YOU.
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i'm not that young, but uh
i guess thanks for the sudden and unprovoked encouragement.
if you and garbanzo bean ever wanna hang out in a dumpster i'll try to make sure it's not on fire.
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I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HAVE GARBANZO BEAN HANG OUT, JUST NAME A DAY! I CAN EVEN BRING A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!
[He laughed out loud, just FYI. He has to, it's encoded to laugh at his stupid jokes.]
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[You are doing him a very slight concern, All Might.]
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UNLESS YOU WOULDD RATHER NOT MEET GARBANZO, BUT THAT'S A SAD THOUGHT!!
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you're kinda weird. garbanzo's the highlight, here, no offense toward you intended.
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GARBANZO IS A STAR OF THE SHOW, ESPECIALLLY WHEN YOU OFFER HIM CATNIP
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i've got some niboshi, too, i'm sure he'd like those.
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IS THERE ANYWHERE YOU'D LIKE TO MEET FOR A KITTY VISIT?!
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though i don't know if garbanzo would be intimidated by other cute creatures.
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