The Many Texts of All Might.

[almightiness]

TEXT | BURNER PHONE | USERNAME: ALLMIGHT

Text one:

HELLO CITIZENS OF RIVERVI EW! I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL. I WANTED TO ASK, OUT OF GENERAL CURIOSITY: HOW MANY 'HEROES' OR 'SUPERHEROES' ARE IN THIS TOWN? I HAVE RAN INTO A FEW, AND I MUST SAY, I MUST GET TO KNOW MY FELLOW DEFENDERS AND WARRIORS OF JUSTICE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MINGLE, ISN'T IT? HAHA!

Text two:

HELLO CITIZENSD! I HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOM E BOXES OF COOKIES BUT I AM WATCHING M Y FIGURE!! WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF THEM? THEY ARE SNICKERDOODLES!! SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCKS, IT IS TOO HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, MY FINGERSS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEEYSS!!

Text three:

CITIZENS, IT IS I, ALL MIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SURE N OBODY FEELS LONELY!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH, DO LET ME KNOOW, I AM HAPPY TO TAKE TIME OUT OF THE DAAY TO ACCOMPANY YOU. I HAVE LESS WORK TO DO HERE, YOU SEE! AND MENTAL HEALTH ANDD HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT!! LETS HAVE LUNCH!

Text four:

HELLO CITIZENS! I APOLOOGIZE FOR THE PERSON-SHAPEDD HOLE IN ONE OF THE COMMUNITY HALLWAAYS. SOMEONE HAD BEEN SCREAMING AND I ASSUMED THEY WERE IN DANGER, BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY SPOOKY SPIDER. THE CIVILIAN AND THE SPIDER ARE NOT HARMED!!!

Text five:

IF SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY LOST A KITTEN BY THE NAME O F 'GARBANZO BEAN', I HAVE HIM IN MY POSSESSION. THERE IS A NAME TAG BUT NO NUMBER ATTACHED.
HE IS VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND IS USING MY COUCH AS A SCRATCHING POST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AN OWNER IF YOU CAN. ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)



Text six:

WHAT IS A SUGARDADDY?

[ALL MIGHT NO]

Action. | Toshinori Yagi, the skinny, undercover civilian man.



[There is a skinny, concerned man of about 7'3" standing in the local superstore, in the pet food section, with his hands full of various cat toys. And apparently the source of his misery is trying to figure out which of these twenty different kinds of cat food would be good for the young Mr. Bean residing in his private apartment. Look, toys are easy. But diets? Toshinori is more than familiar with the difficulty of a well-balanced diet!

OH THE HUMANITY, WILL HE EVER ESCAPE THIS CAT HELL.]

Comments

[ text six | un: trickster ]

[dothelokimotion]

My kind of boyfriend.

[ text six | un: trickster ]

[almightiness]

[hello stranger i've totally never met in my life how're you]

AH



I SEE











I'M SORRY, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THIS TIME GOOD FELLOW!

action

[dancingmd]

[Fortunately for Toshinori, Beverly is a frequenter of the pet store and a little bit of a cat lady. She sees him frowning in front of the cat food and curiously approaches him.]

Excuse me, do you need any help?

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[almightiness]

[ACK I'VE BEEN CAUGHT]

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[almightiness]

[He's quick to correct his surprise, stature shrinking a bit to not loom over this lovely lady.]

Oh — I...! I guess I must look pretty obvious, huh?

text five; un: ny4n

[nyahilistic]

not mine but i work at the animal shelter if you need him rehomed or are otherwise unable to take care of him.
if he's scratching things up you don't want him to, just make a 'tss' sound with your teeth, it usually scares them enough to make them stop.

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[almightiness]

I WOULD SAY THAT IF I WEREW AT HOME I WOULD HAVE DIFFICULTY CARINGG FOR HIM

SO FAR I DON'T MIND!! THE YOUNG KITTEN IS IN SAFE HANDS UNTIL I CAN FIND HIS FAMILY.

THAT IS VERY GOOD ADVICE, THOUGH. YOU MUST BE QUITE THE CAT LOVER, NY4N.

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[almightiness]

[....]

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[almightiness]

HAHAHA! NY4N!! I GET IT, SILLY ME! ╭( ･ㅂ･)و

text one | @dodger//text

[smokedout]

i can compile a list if it's important to you
50 units should cover it

text

[almightiness]

GOODNESSS GRACIOUS!!! ARE YOU SOME SORT OF SPY OR SECRET AGENT TYPE, FELLO W??

text 4

[specifications]

But spiders are terrible, dangerous creatures. I thought you wanted to protect people?

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[almightiness]

SPIDERS ARE JU ST TRYING TO LIVE THEIR LIVES, DEAR MAN! AND ARE BENEFICIAL TO THE ENVIRONMENT AS CLEANERS. TERRIBLY MISSSUNDERSTOOD!

WHO ELSE WILL EAT THE BUGS IN OUR HOMES? SURELY NOT OURSELVES!

YUCKUMS!

1 | @ruffboi

[ohhmrburnsides]

I LIKE TO THINK I'M KIND OF A HERO!! WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPSLOCK

TEXT

[almightiness]

MY FINGERS ARE TOO LARGE TO USE THE BUTTOMS WELL ENOUGH

SO I JUST LEAVVE IT AS IS!!! BESIDES, ITS VERY CATCHING TO THE EYE, WOULDN'T YOU AGREEE, FELLOW HERO!?

text three | @necromantica // text

[burntbridges]

Oh, I can't remember the last time I saw a movie! I would love to!

I've heard there's a movie playing tonight about two yarn dolls falling in love, and another about a man losing his mind from some sort of illness. One of those might be nice to watch.

[Letha, what is wrong with you.]

text. 1/2

[almightiness]

[What in the Mighty Fuck is that second option oh my word.]

text

[almightiness]

[AH WELL, DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS!]

TWO YARN DOLLS FALLING IN LOV E???

THAT SOUNDS ULTRA CUTE!! PLUS ULTRA CUTE. NAME A DAY AND I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ACCOMPANY YOU!

text one ; un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

Heh. I cannot conceal my true identity no longer. You caught me... red-handed!!!

I am.. a super hero...
A super hero of fallen and lonely hearts!!!

_{[ hey guess who missed you!! ]}

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[almightiness]

AH!!! A TRULY IMPORTANT SUPERHERO! YOU'VE SLIPPED RIGHT BY ME UNNOTICED AS AN ORDINARY CIVBILIAN ALL THIS TIME!!! [He doesn't remotely believe him, but why not let the guy pull his leg a little, huh?] TELL ME, HERO, WHAT IS YOUR PRO NAME, YOUNG KARAMATSU?!

[text three | un: edward.elric]

[alchemyfreak]

Lunch might not be a bad idea.

[He's not sure about movies though.]

[text]

[almightiness]

EXCELLENT! IS THERE A CAFE YOU PREFER, YOUNG MAN??

[He has time left as All Might, might as well save it for hanging out with someone.

... Oh, is this Edward from the feast? Gonna have to be careful he doesn't figure out his usual form...!]

text; un: slyblue

[bottombitch]

[ oh my god there's so much happening, who is this guy ]

You know you can look it up, right?

Sugar Daddy is a guy who offers money and stuff to someone they want to kinda... date.
And other things. It's not the same thing as regular dating, though.

[ THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING... ]

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[almightiness]

[Ah, yes, a proper definiti-]

Text two; Voice @the.boneless

[ragnarsson]

I will take the boxes of cookies off your hands if you don't want them.

[Ivar does have a particular fondness for sweets and he's sure his roommates will polish off those he doesn't eat.]

Voice

[almightiness]

EXCELLENT, YOUNG MAN!

[OH GOD VOICE WAS A MISTAKE-

But he calms considerably after.]

I'm more than happy to meet you anywhere you'd like for the cookie-box deposit!

text six | @altin

[bringbackgold]

A vet or shelter might be able to help.

He's very cute, though. He might be yours now.

text six | @altin

[almightiness]

GARBANZO A-PAWS YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT!

[ewwwwww a dadpun]

I WOULD NOT MIND TAKING CARE OFF HIM SINCE I HA VE EXTRA TIME...

IT IS JUST SAD TO IMAGINNE HIS OWNERS WOULD NOT REACH OUT TO RETRIEVE HIM!!

[Text One | UN: Link]

[bluechampion]

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to know who everyone is in regard to heroes. I'm Link, the Hylain Champion.

[Text]

[almightiness]

LINK, THE HYLAIN CHAMPION!!

I AM ALL MIGHT. IT IS WONDERFUL TO MEEET YOU!! PLEASE, DO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF!

Text @trueheir

[sonofab]

1. Are you forming some kind of team with the heroes? Like a Justice League?
2. Why not just eat the cookies then take a jog around the city?
3. This sounds more like you want to go on a date but are too cowardly to ask someone directly.
4. Glad the spider made it out okay. They’re good for the environment.
5. If they were careless enough to lose the cat, then they probably don't deserve to have them back. You should keep it.
6. It is two things. A candy brand or a rich often older male that provides gifts or other financial comforts to their lover or lovers. Their partner is usually defined as a "Gold Digger".

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[almightiness]

[Oh god he responded to all of them at once...!

He supposes he deserves it.]

1. WHAT IS A JUSTICE LEAGUE, IF I MAYY ASK?
2. I ALREADY ATEE ONE COOKIE! IT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, SURELY!
3. TRULY, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SUCH THINGS, DEAR BOY! IT'S MERELY TO BE SOMEONE'S COMPANY
4. THEY ARE VERY WONDERFUL FOR THE ENVIRONMENT INDEEED! THIS FELLOW WAS VERY HARMLESS
5. I AM CONSIDERING CARING FOR HIM IF I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING BACK. HE IS A GOOD BOY, A VERY GOOD BOY!
6. A CANDY BRAND!! WELL, I AM NOT CANDY, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS CANDY IN QUESTION!