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riverview2018-01-29 06:19 pm
almightiness) wrote in riverview2018-01-29 06:19 pm
The Many Texts of All Might.
TEXT | BURNER PHONE | USERNAME: ALLMIGHT
Text one:
HELLO CITIZENS OF RIVERVI EW! I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL. I WANTED TO ASK, OUT OF GENERAL CURIOSITY: HOW MANY 'HEROES' OR 'SUPERHEROES' ARE IN THIS TOWN? I HAVE RAN INTO A FEW, AND I MUST SAY, I MUST GET TO KNOW MY FELLOW DEFENDERS AND WARRIORS OF JUSTICE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MINGLE, ISN'T IT? HAHA!
Text two:
HELLO CITIZENSD! I HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOM E BOXES OF COOKIES BUT I AM WATCHING M Y FIGURE!! WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF THEM? THEY ARE SNICKERDOODLES!! SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCKS, IT IS TOO HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, MY FINGERSS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEEYSS!!
Text three:
CITIZENS, IT IS I, ALL MIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SURE N OBODY FEELS LONELY!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH, DO LET ME KNOOW, I AM HAPPY TO TAKE TIME OUT OF THE DAAY TO ACCOMPANY YOU. I HAVE LESS WORK TO DO HERE, YOU SEE! AND MENTAL HEALTH ANDD HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT!! LETS HAVE LUNCH!
Text four:
HELLO CITIZENS! I APOLOOGIZE FOR THE PERSON-SHAPEDD HOLE IN ONE OF THE COMMUNITY HALLWAAYS. SOMEONE HAD BEEN SCREAMING AND I ASSUMED THEY WERE IN DANGER, BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY SPOOKY SPIDER. THE CIVILIAN AND THE SPIDER ARE NOT HARMED!!!
Text five:
IF SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY LOST A KITTEN BY THE NAME O F 'GARBANZO BEAN', I HAVE HIM IN MY POSSESSION. THERE IS A NAME TAG BUT NO NUMBER ATTACHED.
HE IS VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND IS USING MY COUCH AS A SCRATCHING POST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AN OWNER IF YOU CAN. ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)
Text six:
WHAT IS A SUGARDADDY?
[ALL MIGHT NO]
Action. | Toshinori Yagi, the skinny, undercover civilian man.
[There is a skinny, concerned man of about 7'3" standing in the local superstore, in the pet food section, with his hands full of various cat toys. And apparently the source of his misery is trying to figure out which of these twenty different kinds of cat food would be good for the young Mr. Bean residing in his private apartment. Look, toys are easy. But diets? Toshinori is more than familiar with the difficulty of a well-balanced diet!
OH THE HUMANITY, WILL HE EVER ESCAPE THIS CAT HELL.]
Text one:
HELLO CITIZENS OF RIVERVI EW! I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL. I WANTED TO ASK, OUT OF GENERAL CURIOSITY: HOW MANY 'HEROES' OR 'SUPERHEROES' ARE IN THIS TOWN? I HAVE RAN INTO A FEW, AND I MUST SAY, I MUST GET TO KNOW MY FELLOW DEFENDERS AND WARRIORS OF JUSTICE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MINGLE, ISN'T IT? HAHA!
Text two:
HELLO CITIZENSD! I HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOM E BOXES OF COOKIES BUT I AM WATCHING M Y FIGURE!! WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF THEM? THEY ARE SNICKERDOODLES!! SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCKS, IT IS TOO HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, MY FINGERSS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEEYSS!!
Text three:
CITIZENS, IT IS I, ALL MIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SURE N OBODY FEELS LONELY!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH, DO LET ME KNOOW, I AM HAPPY TO TAKE TIME OUT OF THE DAAY TO ACCOMPANY YOU. I HAVE LESS WORK TO DO HERE, YOU SEE! AND MENTAL HEALTH ANDD HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT!! LETS HAVE LUNCH!
Text four:
HELLO CITIZENS! I APOLOOGIZE FOR THE PERSON-SHAPEDD HOLE IN ONE OF THE COMMUNITY HALLWAAYS. SOMEONE HAD BEEN SCREAMING AND I ASSUMED THEY WERE IN DANGER, BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY SPOOKY SPIDER. THE CIVILIAN AND THE SPIDER ARE NOT HARMED!!!
Text five:
IF SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY LOST A KITTEN BY THE NAME O F 'GARBANZO BEAN', I HAVE HIM IN MY POSSESSION. THERE IS A NAME TAG BUT NO NUMBER ATTACHED.
HE IS VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND IS USING MY COUCH AS A SCRATCHING POST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AN OWNER IF YOU CAN. ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)
Text six:
WHAT IS A SUGARDADDY?
[ALL MIGHT NO]
Action. | Toshinori Yagi, the skinny, undercover civilian man.
[There is a skinny, concerned man of about 7'3" standing in the local superstore, in the pet food section, with his hands full of various cat toys. And apparently the source of his misery is trying to figure out which of these twenty different kinds of cat food would be good for the young Mr. Bean residing in his private apartment. Look, toys are easy. But diets? Toshinori is more than familiar with the difficulty of a well-balanced diet!
OH THE HUMANITY, WILL HE EVER ESCAPE THIS CAT HELL.]
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A HERO NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO BE ROLEMODELLS FOR THE YOUNG ONES, YOU KNOW!!
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i cannot help it that my super ability causes the panties to drop everywhere i go
it isn't just something i can turn off you realize
how should i remedy my swag
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THOUGH... I SUPPOSE WE DO HAAVE OUR 18+ HERO.....
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I see......
I should work with this 18+ hero you speak of.
[ without even missing a beat, Karamatsu knows what he wants which is usually an uncommon thing. ]
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BUT A TRUE AND NOBLE HERO! WITH A LOT OF LEATHER. I THINK SHE'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ASSIST IN YOUR HEROISM CAREER.
[............ maybe too much]
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I would be.. more than honored!!! Whatever kind of assistance she can offer!!!
Is she here?
[ don't get him all, uh, excited for no reason, All Might. ]
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OR AT LEAST SHE'D BE PRETTY OBVIOUSLY HERE, ANYWAY!
SORRY, IT'S EASY TO FORGET I'M NOT AMONG MY FELLOW HEROES...!
BUT SURELY THERE'S MORE THAN JUST US...
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WHICH IS NOTHING TO BE UPSET ABOUT; AFTER ALL, THEIR CITIZENS AND STUDENTS NEEDED THEM! DON'T YOU THINK?
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I SUPPOSE I DO SOMETIMES, BUT THAT'S JUST THE PATH A HERO SOMETIMES WALKS!
THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGG IS TAKING CARE OF ALL OF YOU
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[ oh.. oh how thoughtful.. ]
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YOU'RE TOO KIND! I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO TAKE YOU UP ON THE OFFER FOR HANGING OUT OR 'CHILLING', AS THE KIDS PUT IT!