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riverview2018-01-29 06:19 pm
almightiness) wrote in riverview2018-01-29 06:19 pm
The Many Texts of All Might.
TEXT | BURNER PHONE | USERNAME: ALLMIGHT
Text one:
HELLO CITIZENS OF RIVERVI EW! I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL. I WANTED TO ASK, OUT OF GENERAL CURIOSITY: HOW MANY 'HEROES' OR 'SUPERHEROES' ARE IN THIS TOWN? I HAVE RAN INTO A FEW, AND I MUST SAY, I MUST GET TO KNOW MY FELLOW DEFENDERS AND WARRIORS OF JUSTICE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MINGLE, ISN'T IT? HAHA!
Text two:
HELLO CITIZENSD! I HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOM E BOXES OF COOKIES BUT I AM WATCHING M Y FIGURE!! WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF THEM? THEY ARE SNICKERDOODLES!! SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCKS, IT IS TOO HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, MY FINGERSS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEEYSS!!
Text three:
CITIZENS, IT IS I, ALL MIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SURE N OBODY FEELS LONELY!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH, DO LET ME KNOOW, I AM HAPPY TO TAKE TIME OUT OF THE DAAY TO ACCOMPANY YOU. I HAVE LESS WORK TO DO HERE, YOU SEE! AND MENTAL HEALTH ANDD HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT!! LETS HAVE LUNCH!
Text four:
HELLO CITIZENS! I APOLOOGIZE FOR THE PERSON-SHAPEDD HOLE IN ONE OF THE COMMUNITY HALLWAAYS. SOMEONE HAD BEEN SCREAMING AND I ASSUMED THEY WERE IN DANGER, BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY SPOOKY SPIDER. THE CIVILIAN AND THE SPIDER ARE NOT HARMED!!!
Text five:
IF SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY LOST A KITTEN BY THE NAME O F 'GARBANZO BEAN', I HAVE HIM IN MY POSSESSION. THERE IS A NAME TAG BUT NO NUMBER ATTACHED.
HE IS VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND IS USING MY COUCH AS A SCRATCHING POST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AN OWNER IF YOU CAN. ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)
Text six:
WHAT IS A SUGARDADDY?
[ALL MIGHT NO]
Action. | Toshinori Yagi, the skinny, undercover civilian man.
[There is a skinny, concerned man of about 7'3" standing in the local superstore, in the pet food section, with his hands full of various cat toys. And apparently the source of his misery is trying to figure out which of these twenty different kinds of cat food would be good for the young Mr. Bean residing in his private apartment. Look, toys are easy. But diets? Toshinori is more than familiar with the difficulty of a well-balanced diet!
OH THE HUMANITY, WILL HE EVER ESCAPE THIS CAT HELL.]
Text one:
HELLO CITIZENS OF RIVERVI EW! I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL. I WANTED TO ASK, OUT OF GENERAL CURIOSITY: HOW MANY 'HEROES' OR 'SUPERHEROES' ARE IN THIS TOWN? I HAVE RAN INTO A FEW, AND I MUST SAY, I MUST GET TO KNOW MY FELLOW DEFENDERS AND WARRIORS OF JUSTICE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MINGLE, ISN'T IT? HAHA!
Text two:
HELLO CITIZENSD! I HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOM E BOXES OF COOKIES BUT I AM WATCHING M Y FIGURE!! WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF THEM? THEY ARE SNICKERDOODLES!! SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCKS, IT IS TOO HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, MY FINGERSS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEEYSS!!
Text three:
CITIZENS, IT IS I, ALL MIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SURE N OBODY FEELS LONELY!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH, DO LET ME KNOOW, I AM HAPPY TO TAKE TIME OUT OF THE DAAY TO ACCOMPANY YOU. I HAVE LESS WORK TO DO HERE, YOU SEE! AND MENTAL HEALTH ANDD HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT!! LETS HAVE LUNCH!
Text four:
HELLO CITIZENS! I APOLOOGIZE FOR THE PERSON-SHAPEDD HOLE IN ONE OF THE COMMUNITY HALLWAAYS. SOMEONE HAD BEEN SCREAMING AND I ASSUMED THEY WERE IN DANGER, BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY SPOOKY SPIDER. THE CIVILIAN AND THE SPIDER ARE NOT HARMED!!!
Text five:
IF SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY LOST A KITTEN BY THE NAME O F 'GARBANZO BEAN', I HAVE HIM IN MY POSSESSION. THERE IS A NAME TAG BUT NO NUMBER ATTACHED.
HE IS VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND IS USING MY COUCH AS A SCRATCHING POST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AN OWNER IF YOU CAN. ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)
Text six:
WHAT IS A SUGARDADDY?
[ALL MIGHT NO]
Action. | Toshinori Yagi, the skinny, undercover civilian man.
[There is a skinny, concerned man of about 7'3" standing in the local superstore, in the pet food section, with his hands full of various cat toys. And apparently the source of his misery is trying to figure out which of these twenty different kinds of cat food would be good for the young Mr. Bean residing in his private apartment. Look, toys are easy. But diets? Toshinori is more than familiar with the difficulty of a well-balanced diet!
OH THE HUMANITY, WILL HE EVER ESCAPE THIS CAT HELL.]
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Is that all?
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You act like it'll grow arms and legs and attack you with the silverware, my good man.
[He spears a small section off his own piece, ridiculously small a portion compared to... just... all of him, and begins munching on it.]
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[ He bites into it. ]
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He is totally staring again in suspense.]
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It's . . . adequate. And spongy.
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That's surely better than terrible!
[He takes another petite bite of his spongy adequate cake.]
I'll consider it a little victory, introducing someone to something new.
Even if it's only adequate.
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[Ah, he looks like he's done with his cake, after only eating a measly half. Hopefully eating that kinda stuff isn't going to mess with his non-stomach too much. If he starts looking a little discomforted in a moment or two, it's totally just a trick of your mind, okay? Okay.]
What sort of victories have you found here in Riverview?
Unless that's too personal a question!!
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I have a decent reputation. A lover. I have prestige. Are those not victories?
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And even if they're harder to come by, I try to go by the old saying, 'make lemonade out of lemons'!
[He holds up his glass, which has been thus far not sipped from.]
To winning at life! Ha ha!
[What a nerd.]
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Perhaps with not so much enthusiasm, but agreed.
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Now I've heard that a few times in my life!
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