The Many Texts of All Might.

[almightiness]

TEXT | BURNER PHONE | USERNAME: ALLMIGHT

Text one:

HELLO CITIZENS OF RIVERVI EW! I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL. I WANTED TO ASK, OUT OF GENERAL CURIOSITY: HOW MANY 'HEROES' OR 'SUPERHEROES' ARE IN THIS TOWN? I HAVE RAN INTO A FEW, AND I MUST SAY, I MUST GET TO KNOW MY FELLOW DEFENDERS AND WARRIORS OF JUSTICE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MINGLE, ISN'T IT? HAHA!

Text two:

HELLO CITIZENSD! I HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOM E BOXES OF COOKIES BUT I AM WATCHING M Y FIGURE!! WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF THEM? THEY ARE SNICKERDOODLES!! SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCKS, IT IS TOO HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, MY FINGERSS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE KEEYSS!!

Text three:

CITIZENS, IT IS I, ALL MIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SURE N OBODY FEELS LONELY!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH, DO LET ME KNOOW, I AM HAPPY TO TAKE TIME OUT OF THE DAAY TO ACCOMPANY YOU. I HAVE LESS WORK TO DO HERE, YOU SEE! AND MENTAL HEALTH ANDD HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT!! LETS HAVE LUNCH!

Text four:

HELLO CITIZENS! I APOLOOGIZE FOR THE PERSON-SHAPEDD HOLE IN ONE OF THE COMMUNITY HALLWAAYS. SOMEONE HAD BEEN SCREAMING AND I ASSUMED THEY WERE IN DANGER, BUT IT WAS JUST A VERY SPOOKY SPIDER. THE CIVILIAN AND THE SPIDER ARE NOT HARMED!!!

Text five:

IF SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY LOST A KITTEN BY THE NAME O F 'GARBANZO BEAN', I HAVE HIM IN MY POSSESSION. THERE IS A NAME TAG BUT NO NUMBER ATTACHED.
HE IS VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND IS USING MY COUCH AS A SCRATCHING POST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AN OWNER IF YOU CAN. ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)



Text six:

WHAT IS A SUGARDADDY?

[ALL MIGHT NO]

Action. | Toshinori Yagi, the skinny, undercover civilian man.



[There is a skinny, concerned man of about 7'3" standing in the local superstore, in the pet food section, with his hands full of various cat toys. And apparently the source of his misery is trying to figure out which of these twenty different kinds of cat food would be good for the young Mr. Bean residing in his private apartment. Look, toys are easy. But diets? Toshinori is more than familiar with the difficulty of a well-balanced diet!

OH THE HUMANITY, WILL HE EVER ESCAPE THIS CAT HELL.]

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[almightiness]

VERY WELL, I WILL SEE YOU SOON!!!

[You think this is a game, man? He's there within the minute and already ordering himself a little tea. And hilariously, he looks way too big a person to be sitting at a little cafe table, and yet he does it, skilled like someone who juggles for a living.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ If All-Might is bigger than most, Loki isn't one to notice. He grew up in Asgard and Thor's muscles are the size of his head. He does dress impeccably well though, a green scarf curled around his neck. ]

Do you need a bigger table?

[almightiness]

[He gives the flashiest thumbs up from his teeny table.]

Not necessary!! I'm very used to small tables!

And small teacups.

[ho ho ho ho!!]

I'm happy to see you've made it, my good man!

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki gracefully pulls up a seat. ]

I can imagine.

I'm surprised you went through with this.

[almightiness]

Went through with what? Visiting a new friend? Haha!

[He laughs boldly, content.]

There are certainly harder things to do in life! And it's enjoyable at that!

[LET'S WAVE DOWN A WAITRESS AND GET SOME CAKE Y/Y]

[dothelokimotion]

[ He arches an eyebrow. ]

Oh? And what things would those be?

[almightiness]

Ah, well.

[The large fellow in the tiny chair considers quite a number of terrible, ugly things.

The worst of it is always kept hidden from public, of course.]

My line of work is rescuing and protecting civilians. Sometimes that comes with it's own personal difficulties — though some of it's too bleak to talk about over cake and tea! Don't you think? [Hohoho.] And what about you — Loki, was it?

[He had to protect to think very hard on that, okay.

We're not supposed to know each other!!]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Superheroes. He should have known. He delicately reaches for his tea with a hum. ]

I mostly work in Gramarye. Though long ago, I was, as they say, a supervillain.

[almightiness]

[His sunken eyes widen (aren't they kinda familiar), bright blue surprise in them.]

... A reformed supervillain?

[Spoken as if it's almost, if not always, completely unheard of.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki frowns, mostly to himself. ]

Yes. I suppose I am.

[almightiness]

... I must admit, that's... unusual...

[Just how villainous had he been...? He can't help but feel that trill of judgement, though he knows he hardly has room to dismiss such a positive step. And so he perks up, though, grinning as always.]

But good for you, my friend! Are you enjoying your new occupation in life, then?

[dothelokimotion]

[ He's not surprised. Loki was expecting a stronger reaction. ]

I don't have an occupation in life. Why would I?

[almightiness]

Ah! Well!

Are you not — bored or restless?

[He stirs his tiny spoon in his tiny cup.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Wryly. ]

Are you?

[almightiness]

[Oh, um. Shit.]

I can be, sometimes! When there's less work for me to do...!

I'm used to more hectic hours, but I surely can't complain at the peace and prosperity Riverview has.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki huffs softly. ]

Of course you can if you feel it robs you of your purpose. Of truer places where you might be needed.

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[almightiness]

Ah, that's true. I shouldn't be so anxious, but I did have a lot to do in my world. There's always someone in need of protection, especially in a world full of super-powered criminals. I've dedicated my life to being a swift hand of justice to those who hurt innocents...

[almightiness]

[Oh, look, our banana bread is being brought out!

Sweet.]

There we are!! Thank you, young miss!!

[dothelokimotion]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

This had better be worth it.

[almightiness]

[He STARES WITH HOPEFUL INTENSITY.]

[dothelokimotion]

Please don't.

[almightiness]

Ah, sorry!

I'm just eager to see how well it holds up, in your opinion.

[dothelokimotion]

Why are you so invested in this?

[almightiness]

That's why we're here, isn't it? To enjoy some sweets?

[Though he's surprisingly tame about eating anything himself.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki pokes his banana bread with a fork. ]

Is that all?