text; un: goaskalice

[royalpassport]

We're all stories. Tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine.

(Preferably over tea.)

Don't forget to start with "Once upon a time..."

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[royalpassport]

Because I thought it was better to add some pretense to my thinly veiled attempt at wringing tea from strangers.

[ AT LEAST HE'S BEING HONEST? ]

And I like stories.

[specifications]

Or you could just ask where you could buy tea. Or if someone would buy it for you.

Not everyone likes sharing their life stories.

[royalpassport]

Lying's always an option. I don't care how true the stories are.

[specifications]

So you want your tea served with a helping of lies. Got it.

[royalpassport]

Why not? It keeps things fair. The stories about me are lies, too.

[specifications]

Most people tend to say that about themselves.

[royalpassport]

Are you included in that number? Or are there any stories about you?