text; un: goaskalice

[royalpassport]

We're all stories. Tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine.

(Preferably over tea.)

Don't forget to start with "Once upon a time..."

Comments

text; un: prometheus

[jolting]

Seriously?

[that's it. That's the whole text]

audio: sn: alexpnws

[11calls]

[Yay stories! In an amused tone:]

So do all stories start with "Once upon a time..." in your world?

Text @ L.Mills

[thestoriesarereal]

Once Upon a Time, there lived a girl who had skin as fair as snow. There was also a Prince who was charming, and an Evil Queen. They’re more just characters, they’re family.

Would you care to hear more?

text;

[specifications]

Why?

text; un: frayed

[outofthinair]

So all you want is tea and a story?

text; un: dickipedia

[absolutperfection]

Once upon a time there was this guy
who looked exactly like this other guy.

Hello, handsome.

[text | anonymous]

[alchemyfreak]

Don't have much of a taste for tea anymore, but stories are always an interesting way to learn about people in this place.

text; un: b.rocks

[billyrocks]

Is the "once upon a time" really necessary?

text; @cphantom

[sweetlies]

You don't want my story.

Tell me yours though, please. I'll even treat us both to tea at a cafe near the library.

text; un: e.swan

[thesavior]

Stories are Stories. What if I don't want to?

text, un: minsu

[foxtrots]

ah...i've never liked those kinds of stories.

[burntbridges]

Once upon a time, there was a lovely young girl who lived i a lovely little town with all of her family, her servants, and their animals. The girl was training to be a warrior, but her grandmother said she couldn't be one, so she became a nuisance instead.

One day her brother died, and she was not allowed to investigate it. When she did, they married her to her cousin as punishment. And quite a punishment it was, for he was a yellow-livered git who never had any fun with anything. She sat around doing nothing all day, until one day she discovered she was pregnant.

And, seeking advice for her pregnancy, she contacted the dead to find someone who would speak to her more politely than her mother. However, she left a candle burning, and her home burned to the ground with her inside of it.

What about you? What sort of tale can you spin me? (And what sort of tea are you offering?)

text; un: d.pavus

[tevinteraltus]

Oh, that sounds lovely. Well, so long as it isn't stripweed tea. That is an abomination.

(To which he is dreadfully allergic, but he's not going to be admitting that part.)

text; @whatever

[kievs]

are you serious?

okay. once upon a time there was a girl who got sick of adults and all their stupid fucking questions so she stole a car with her boyfriend and they never looked back. the end

text; un: thunderbird

[tanker]

saying 'we're all stories' is making it sound like they're all worthy of sharing. My story isn't the interesting, or the important one to tell.

text; un:KingFisherman

[brotrips]

That sounds like it's asking a lot. Most of us are old enough that our stories are pretty long.

Once upon a time makes it sound like a fairy tale.