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[royalpassport]

We're all stories. Tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine.

(Preferably over tea.)

Don't forget to start with "Once upon a time..."

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[absolutperfection]

Once upon a time there was this guy
who looked exactly like this other guy.

Hello, handsome.

1/2

[royalpassport]

What

[ BRB TIME TO DO SOME INVESTIGATING...

ie looking up "DICKIPEDIA'S" FRIENDR. ]

2/2

[royalpassport]

Would you believe that's not the strangest thing I've seen?

[absolutperfection]

What is then?
You're not the person here to look like me.
There was this kid, probably a decade younger
and there's this real quiet, loner type.
He's definitely the most different. Long hair. Fake arm.

[royalpassport]

The absolute strangest thing? I'd have to think on that one. There are a lot of contenders. [ Living in Wonderland, YOU SEE A HELL OF A LOT OF SUPER STRANGE THINGS. Plus, his portal jumping experiences... ]

Makes sense. Infinite worlds. Less infinite faces. So, four of our face?

[absolutperfection]

Well, some of them.
You can list a few things.

I'm not sure if it's four.
I haven't been here long enough to know that.
Didn't really think to ask around.

[royalpassport]

When I met Humpty Dumpty, it put me off eggs for weeks.

Flying monkeys really are the stuff of nightmares.

The Land Without Color takes some getting used to.

The caucus race. By the time you wrap your head around what's going on, it's over.

Baba Yaga isn't particularly strange looking, but her house is. It's got legs. Chicken legs.

Oh. And bread-and-butterflies.

[absolutperfection]

You're kidding right?
Pulling my leg.

Or is that real.
Are you from a fairy tale?

.... ?????????????

[royalpassport]

I'm completely serious.

100%

But I'm not from a fairy tale, exactly.

[ He's just from the place where a lot of them come from! Annnnd he's traveled around to other lands that became stories. ]