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[ikols]

[ A shifty Loki? Must be a Tuesday. It's dark in the closet, which is only revealed as such when a green heckin lightsaber powers on with an electric FSSHHHAAA!! And, well. This is a toy. Sorry to disappoint any Force-users around, but it's part of a theme of nerdy junk that Loki has collected and stored awkwardly on the surrounding shelves amid wrapping paper. He whispers urgently, trying to wrap up a hat shaped suspiciously like Gandalf's. Nearby sits a packet of figurines; the Avengers seem to judge him even in doll-form. ]

It's Billy Kaplan's birthday, he told me this morning. I now have what I can only describe as a hoard of gifts, yet no cake. I don't want to buy one, that seems like it would be a little too impersonal, but I'm running out of time before he comes looking for me and I can't make one with him around. Can somebody rustle one up, ah, please, and bring it to the Sanctum Sanctorum ASAP-ity? With, I don't know, sparkles or some witchy theme about it?

[ Messily sellotaping up the Avengers, he pleads wide-eyed to his audience. Still hushed. ]

Anyone who helps out eats free at my club, Trixie, for the rest of time.

Comments

[ikols]

I bet he'd love to get something off you, Nico. :)

[deathkid]

[ off him? what does that even mean. nico's going to assume loki's just being weird with words. ]

what do you even get a mutant witch?

[ikols]

He's a massive geek, adores mythology and space nonsense, elves and dragons and whatever.

[deathkid]

so like, LOTR stuff?
would he like a mythomagic figurine?

[ikols]

He would! Any burly dudes you can think of in figurine form? Aside from, like

my brother.

[deathkid]

hercules, maybe.
apollo has one, but he's more...
like those one direction guys than burly.
zeus is pretty buff too.

[ikols]

Wouldn't it be weird giving someone a model of your uncle to ogle? Go for Apollo, he sounds fit and young and hot etc.

[deathkid]

well, now that i know he would ogle it
definitely.
i had a zeus figure once.
i used to collect a lot of them.

but yeah, i think i'll get him the apollo one.

[ikols]

Valkyrie is coming over with booze, forewarning. Also to blow up balloons and decorate the parlour.

[deathkid]

does that mean i'm invited?

[ikols]

Sure, it's

uhhh well, now Val's made it into a party so I guess we're having one.

[deathkid]

okay. i'll come.
should i bring anything besides the present?

[ikols]

You can bring Mrs O'Leary if you like.

[deathkid]

you really like her, don't you

[ikols]

Everyone likes dogs! We have a yard out front, she'll be okay.

[deathkid]

okay, i'll bring her
maybe she'll even let billy ride her
she can shadow travel like me,
only she gets tired faster than i do

[ikols]

Would pay to see you giving Billy shadow travel piggybacks tbh HAHA

[deathkid]

how much?

[ikols]

At least three slices of Strange's rum cake that that lush of a wizard is baking for the occasion.

[deathkid]

hm.


you've got a deal.
i'll try to convince him
it might require alcohol.