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[ikols]

[ A shifty Loki? Must be a Tuesday. It's dark in the closet, which is only revealed as such when a green heckin lightsaber powers on with an electric FSSHHHAAA!! And, well. This is a toy. Sorry to disappoint any Force-users around, but it's part of a theme of nerdy junk that Loki has collected and stored awkwardly on the surrounding shelves amid wrapping paper. He whispers urgently, trying to wrap up a hat shaped suspiciously like Gandalf's. Nearby sits a packet of figurines; the Avengers seem to judge him even in doll-form. ]

It's Billy Kaplan's birthday, he told me this morning. I now have what I can only describe as a hoard of gifts, yet no cake. I don't want to buy one, that seems like it would be a little too impersonal, but I'm running out of time before he comes looking for me and I can't make one with him around. Can somebody rustle one up, ah, please, and bring it to the Sanctum Sanctorum ASAP-ity? With, I don't know, sparkles or some witchy theme about it?

[ Messily sellotaping up the Avengers, he pleads wide-eyed to his audience. Still hushed. ]

Anyone who helps out eats free at my club, Trixie, for the rest of time.

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@scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

i can bring you a cake

by cake i mean
beer

[ikols]

You are a generous and noble soul, Val! Unparalleled in your benevolence!! I'm sure Billy will be over this moon to receive alcoholic beverages from an Asgardian warrior of your renown.

Also I rly need a beer tbh, thanks.

[trashvalkyrie]

don't sweat it
important question
do you own a keg tapper

[ikols]

You can grab one at Trixie, if you've a need! They have all sorts in stock.

[trashvalkyrie]

oh no no i have one
just make sure i bring it
give me half an hour

text; un: stranger. things

[potentialed]

Does he like rum cake?

@scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

wait wait
you can put booze in cake

[potentialed]

You can also put it in the frosting. One of the many joys of baking.

[trashvalkyrie]

i might actually cry

[potentialed]

I'll add that in just for you.

[ikols]

#toopure

[trashvalkyrie]

fuck off nobody thought to do this shit on asgard

[ikols]

I can honestly say I have never seen a single dessert at a feast in Asgard. Meat courses X INFINITY

[ikols]

He's 19. I suspect both those things are a win, especially combined.

[potentialed]

I'll get to work on it.

How big would it need to be?

[ikols]

The real question is, how much rum is going into your cake???

[potentialed]

Depends on how big I need to make it.

un: ghostking;

[deathkid]

oh, i should get him a present.
i can't make a cake.

[ikols]

I bet he'd love to get something off you, Nico. :)

[deathkid]

[ off him? what does that even mean. nico's going to assume loki's just being weird with words. ]

what do you even get a mutant witch?

[ikols]

He's a massive geek, adores mythology and space nonsense, elves and dragons and whatever.

video; @falcon

[wingedman]

You didn't ask me first, Loki? I'm insulted.

[He's not. Sam just looks amused, actually.]

I'll see what I can do for you.

[ikols]

You're like the Pastry Avenger, I didn't want to pigeon-hole. Make it non-alcoholic? Your Strange is spiking another cake, he's very inspired.

[wingedman]

You know, I feel like "your Strange" gets confusing when you say it to me.

[Because he knows which one Loki means, but he has more of a claim to the one who isn't from his world.]

Is being the Pastry Avenger better or worse than being the weird bird guy?

[And is he the weird bird guy, or is that still Hawkeye, or do they share the title? SO MANY QUESTIONS, so little time.]

[ikols]

Birds eat pastry, perhaps you're simply the most self-sustaining Avenger out there. Obviously, next to Billy, you're the handsomest.

[ He hums, tapping his chin. ]

If I ever say 'my Strange', we know it's the world-weary magical hobo, not that spry young fella.