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[ A shifty Loki? Must be a Tuesday. It's dark in the closet, which is only revealed as such when a green heckin lightsaber powers on with an electric FSSHHHAAA!! And, well. This is a toy. Sorry to disappoint any Force-users around, but it's part of a theme of nerdy junk that Loki has collected and stored awkwardly on the surrounding shelves amid wrapping paper. He whispers urgently, trying to wrap up a hat shaped suspiciously like Gandalf's. Nearby sits a packet of figurines; the Avengers seem to judge him even in doll-form. ]

It's Billy Kaplan's birthday, he told me this morning. I now have what I can only describe as a hoard of gifts, yet no cake. I don't want to buy one, that seems like it would be a little too impersonal, but I'm running out of time before he comes looking for me and I can't make one with him around. Can somebody rustle one up, ah, please, and bring it to the Sanctum Sanctorum ASAP-ity? With, I don't know, sparkles or some witchy theme about it?

[ Messily sellotaping up the Avengers, he pleads wide-eyed to his audience. Still hushed. ]

Anyone who helps out eats free at my club, Trixie, for the rest of time.