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[ikols]

[ A shifty Loki? Must be a Tuesday. It's dark in the closet, which is only revealed as such when a green heckin lightsaber powers on with an electric FSSHHHAAA!! And, well. This is a toy. Sorry to disappoint any Force-users around, but it's part of a theme of nerdy junk that Loki has collected and stored awkwardly on the surrounding shelves amid wrapping paper. He whispers urgently, trying to wrap up a hat shaped suspiciously like Gandalf's. Nearby sits a packet of figurines; the Avengers seem to judge him even in doll-form. ]

It's Billy Kaplan's birthday, he told me this morning. I now have what I can only describe as a hoard of gifts, yet no cake. I don't want to buy one, that seems like it would be a little too impersonal, but I'm running out of time before he comes looking for me and I can't make one with him around. Can somebody rustle one up, ah, please, and bring it to the Sanctum Sanctorum ASAP-ity? With, I don't know, sparkles or some witchy theme about it?

[ Messily sellotaping up the Avengers, he pleads wide-eyed to his audience. Still hushed. ]

Anyone who helps out eats free at my club, Trixie, for the rest of time.

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[wingedman]

You didn't ask me first, Loki? I'm insulted.

[He's not. Sam just looks amused, actually.]

I'll see what I can do for you.

[ikols]

You're like the Pastry Avenger, I didn't want to pigeon-hole. Make it non-alcoholic? Your Strange is spiking another cake, he's very inspired.

[wingedman]

You know, I feel like "your Strange" gets confusing when you say it to me.

[Because he knows which one Loki means, but he has more of a claim to the one who isn't from his world.]

Is being the Pastry Avenger better or worse than being the weird bird guy?

[And is he the weird bird guy, or is that still Hawkeye, or do they share the title? SO MANY QUESTIONS, so little time.]

[ikols]

Birds eat pastry, perhaps you're simply the most self-sustaining Avenger out there. Obviously, next to Billy, you're the handsomest.

[ He hums, tapping his chin. ]

If I ever say 'my Strange', we know it's the world-weary magical hobo, not that spry young fella.

[wingedman]

I mean, there's not much of a contest for the first. Half of them would starve to death without a microwave.

[But judging by the smile, he's pleased by Loki's bit of flattery. Silvertongue, indeed.]

Fruity or chocolate? For the cake, that is. And I know which Strange you mean, it's just-

[Just that he has a prickly possessive feeling that objects to any other Stephen being referred to as his, even when he knows damn well it's the shorthand they all use for talking about alternate universes. The heart is a funny thing.]