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Cisco Ramon ([personal profile] franciscoramon) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-02-10 04:51 pm

|| video | @ciscodelamancha | feb 10 ||

[ The video starts off shaky, clearly taken using the front-facing camera on a phone being wielded by a deeply intoxicated Cisco Ramon. He is pink-cheeked and bright-eyed and giggling so much he has difficulty speaking. ]

Heyooo Quarantine! Sup! Guess what?! It's my birthday today! That means I'm twenty fuckin' five, which means I'm totally old, and wise, and stuff. So I thought it'd be fun if y'all sent me, like, questions! For advice! You know, like Dear Abby, only instead it's Dear Cisco. I've been around a whole quarter of a century now so you best believe I've got plenty of knowledge I can drop on ya like that!

[ He lifts the hand not holding the phone, clearly meaning to snap, but realizes belatedly he's still holding a glass. He turns away from the screen, muttering a quick Babe, babe hold this for me- before handing off the drink to someone outside the shot. Then he looks at the camera once more and snaps, not loudly enough to be heard and late enough that it is unintentionally very comical. ]

It's cool if you send them anonymous or not, anything goes. Lemme help you make some good-ass choices in your life! Or if you're not feeling the advice game you could just like do some shout outs and holler at your loved ones.
flowlikewater: (pic#11296347)

@sparrow; text

[personal profile] flowlikewater 2018-02-10 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well isn't this absolutely delightful. ]

Oh wise and ancient one, does a submarine swim?
buildsomething: (working happy)

text; un: iron.man

[personal profile] buildsomething 2018-02-10 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby, my coworker keeps disrupting my work, am I justified in killing him?
causational: (flirty tease)

@det.prettyboy

[personal profile] causational 2018-02-10 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[From obviously in the same room, and holding his drink. Maybe sipping it a little - whoosh that's really strong.]

Hey Cisco, if you're so wise now, what should I do if my boyfriend is way too young and hot for me? Do I just casually pretend I don't notice?
buildsomething: (wake up)

[personal profile] buildsomething 2018-02-10 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well cute is a subjective term.
whosthemonsternow: (Default)

[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2018-02-10 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Cis, bud, pal, guy, my dude

you're still a wee little baby all chubby and wrinkly and swaddled in a blanky

but one who can drink so i'll give you some booze and it'll be fantastic

i'd say stripclub but you got eddie so i'll just get you a gift that he can wear ;P
flowlikewater: (know yourself)

[personal profile] flowlikewater 2018-02-10 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a bit of a riddle.
>But something my Master always says so I wondered if you had any wisdom to depart.
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text → wild.flower

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2018-02-10 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Cisco,

How are you so cool?

From,
Rose (one of your newest fans!)
buildsomething: (smiley)

[personal profile] buildsomething 2018-02-10 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Babysitting, huh? Got any qualifications? I don't let my kids hang out with just anybody.
causational: (beautiful smile)

[personal profile] causational 2018-02-10 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's just a dynamic selfie, really. Cisco's giggling is adorable though, totally worth it.]

Okay fine. I don't have any secret boyfriends, and the one I have may not be too young, but he's definitely too hot and too smart for me.
buildsomething: (you're cute)

[personal profile] buildsomething 2018-02-10 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You're hired. Don't let him eat too much sugar.
somnioergosum: (Default)

@r.lynch | text

[personal profile] somnioergosum 2018-02-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alright, he just can't ignore this one.]

yeah i got a question

what the fuck is this?


[Is that his version of happy birthday? Who knows.]
whosthemonsternow: (mouth open laugh)

Re: @ciscodelamancha | video

[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2018-02-10 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The only moderately cute babies are ones that are fat and wrinkly so. It's a compliment.

Hey those people are working hard for money, they deserve as much credits as we can give them, and it's a lot nicer from nice people than creepers. Just saying. Plus boobs but-

I said I was getting you a gift, that's all I said.

[And, yes, she's just grinned this entire time, smug and pleased]
somnioergosum: (Default)

[personal profile] somnioergosum 2018-02-10 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, sweet Jesus.]

i think you're the one who needs help right now
buildsomething: (working happy)

[personal profile] buildsomething 2018-02-10 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No Iron Giant. Otherwise, go nuts.

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