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[ On camera, Eames can be seen sitting, holding a dark brown puppy that looks an awful lot like a pitbull. The puppy occasionally leans forward to bump her nose against the camera lens. ]

Say what you'd like about poor impulse control as I know some of you will, but I was sober when this happened.

[ He shrugs and the puppy yips, annoyed about being moved when he does it. ]

I do still, regrettably, need some help in terms of a name; I never have been good with giving them.

[ Some details are pressing: how people act, how they move, who they know. This is a set of details beyond even his specialties. And sure enough, attached to the video is a rudimentary poll with--true to his accounting--a bizarre set of names. ]

Yes, this is serious.

Guinevere

Cavall

Paddy

I don't care (you're awful, actually).

 

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She has fur, try another one.

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I'm not calling her Guinevere.

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[ Counting that one as a win. :) ]

Not even Gwen? It's short and convenient.

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[ YOU HAVE WON NOTHING, SIR.

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Maybe.

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With you, that's as good as a yes.

[ It's a far cry from "I don't care," so small victories. Little by little. ]

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[ HUFFS ]

If that one even wins. Paddy is in the lead.

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Who said I was legally obliged to take it as fact? It's a public interest poll, not Parliament.

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How very Guy Fawkes of you.

[ shut up he's been waiting to roll that one out 4ever ]

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Arthur.

[ Can u not. ]

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Eames.

[ #payback ]