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[personifications]

[ On camera, Eames can be seen sitting, holding a dark brown puppy that looks an awful lot like a pitbull. The puppy occasionally leans forward to bump her nose against the camera lens. ]

Say what you'd like about poor impulse control as I know some of you will, but I was sober when this happened.

[ He shrugs and the puppy yips, annoyed about being moved when he does it. ]

I do still, regrettably, need some help in terms of a name; I never have been good with giving them.

[ Some details are pressing: how people act, how they move, who they know. This is a set of details beyond even his specialties. And sure enough, attached to the video is a rudimentary poll with--true to his accounting--a bizarre set of names. ]

Yes, this is serious.

Guinevere

Cavall

Paddy

I don't care (you're awful, actually).

 

Comments

[trashvalkyrie]

true
but as a matter of fact i do
hear me out here
what about


brunnhilde

[personifications]

Well, it's about as long as Guinevere is, but...how would I even shorten that?

[ Which is his sly "how in the hell do I even say that?" in more paletable terms. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

[UGH IT'S NOT EVEN THAT HARD EAMES]

hildy
is usually what people call

people named brunnhilde

[personifications]

...You know many people named Brunnhilde?

[ And there it is. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

a few
anything else you'd like to know or are you going to give your dog a shit name like paddy