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[personifications]

[ On camera, Eames can be seen sitting, holding a dark brown puppy that looks an awful lot like a pitbull. The puppy occasionally leans forward to bump her nose against the camera lens. ]

Say what you'd like about poor impulse control as I know some of you will, but I was sober when this happened.

[ He shrugs and the puppy yips, annoyed about being moved when he does it. ]

I do still, regrettably, need some help in terms of a name; I never have been good with giving them.

[ Some details are pressing: how people act, how they move, who they know. This is a set of details beyond even his specialties. And sure enough, attached to the video is a rudimentary poll with--true to his accounting--a bizarre set of names. ]

Yes, this is serious.

Guinevere

Cavall

Paddy

I don't care (you're awful, actually).

 

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[11calls]

[Because he's on video, Alex flicks her video on as well, and she looks a little bit sheepish as she pets the gray pitbull in her lap.]

Oh, it's english! It's just from a meme.

[personifications]

[ He's already chuckling, and he doesn't even know. ]

I think I'm going to need an elaboration.

[11calls]

Oh! Hang on one second!

[Luckily for Eames, Alex is totally the sort of person who had a supply of memes to send back and forth to her bff and to her interns. And of course, she loves dogs, so this one is pretty perfect. So after a second, Alex has screenshotted some from her phone from home onto her communication device.]





There.