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[personifications]

[ On camera, Eames can be seen sitting, holding a dark brown puppy that looks an awful lot like a pitbull. The puppy occasionally leans forward to bump her nose against the camera lens. ]

Say what you'd like about poor impulse control as I know some of you will, but I was sober when this happened.

[ He shrugs and the puppy yips, annoyed about being moved when he does it. ]

I do still, regrettably, need some help in terms of a name; I never have been good with giving them.

[ Some details are pressing: how people act, how they move, who they know. This is a set of details beyond even his specialties. And sure enough, attached to the video is a rudimentary poll with--true to his accounting--a bizarre set of names. ]

Yes, this is serious.

Guinevere

Cavall

Paddy

I don't care (you're awful, actually).

 

Comments

[personifications]

It's a front-runner if I still have say-so. [ (And he says so). Even if it's not "winning." Semantics, right? ]

I think it's less the dog and more an excuse to look for shortcomings, but you're not at all wrong about that.

[hasitsthorns]

Alright, I'm crossing my fingers for that one.

What shortcomings? You're a good looking dude who now comes with the bonus of a puppy! That's just, like. Winning all around, yo.

[personifications]

I'll see what I can do.

[ He winks. He's awful. ]

Careful, with talk like that, it's going to go straight to my head.

[hasitsthorns]

[ It gets a laugh, at least. Rose is pretty easy to please. ]

Is that really such a bad thing? I think more people could be more confident! No problem with owning it.