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[personifications]

[ On camera, Eames can be seen sitting, holding a dark brown puppy that looks an awful lot like a pitbull. The puppy occasionally leans forward to bump her nose against the camera lens. ]

Say what you'd like about poor impulse control as I know some of you will, but I was sober when this happened.

[ He shrugs and the puppy yips, annoyed about being moved when he does it. ]

I do still, regrettably, need some help in terms of a name; I never have been good with giving them.

[ Some details are pressing: how people act, how they move, who they know. This is a set of details beyond even his specialties. And sure enough, attached to the video is a rudimentary poll with--true to his accounting--a bizarre set of names. ]

Yes, this is serious.

Guinevere

Cavall

Paddy

I don't care (you're awful, actually).

 

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[sentiences]

Do you want it to be home?

[personifications]

[ If there were a way to shrug over text more intently than a very sarcastic emote, he very much would be doing so. ]

Wouldn't have been my first option, no. But it's as good a place as any, I suppose. Never put a terrible amount of stock into a "place" before.

[sentiences]

But you're getting a dog.

Which sounds like, at the very least, you want to give it a try.