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[flowlikewater]

[ The video feed opens with a very closed in camera angle of Genji in his full cyborg armor attire. It's impossible to tell what his expression is and it's very much the point. His back and shoulders seem awkwardly stiff, like he forgot how to seem casual all of a sudden. ]

I have... a question. What is the usual protocol when someone here discovers they may be developing an 'ability'— [ Finger quotes and all. ] —that they did not have before? Because—

[ Genji’s words are cut short abruptly by a shriek that could only belong to his darling roommate. Then hurried steps across hardwood floors can be heard before the phone is seized from Genji’s hands and into view comes Hana, who looks a bit red-nosed and glassy-eyed. Her brows are furrowed as she peers into the camera, frown pulling at her lips. ]

We. Need. Help!

[ Then the view switches to the phone’s outer camera, which reveals that their surroundings - their apartment - is just crawling with vines, leaves, flowers, everything. In the center of this view is Hana’s neon-lit, super souped up gaming rig, which the plants are slowly creeping onto. ]

Genji has plant magic now and— eh-chyi [ that’s a sneeze, apparently ] I’m dying. They’re attacking me!

[ It's obvious now why Genji was so visibly awkward. He clears his throat, it sounding like static through his helmet modulation. ]

It is not quite as... urgent, but. Any advice or assistance would be appreciated. [ He picks off a little plant seedling that was growing in the crevices of his armor. ] And maybe any recommendations for good allergy medicine as well...?

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[bunnyhopped]

[ Once the transmission is over, Hana just. Puts her hands on Genji's shoulders. ]

Genji, I love you, [ sniff sniff ] but if your plant powers destroy my gaming gear you're going to have to buy me new ones.

[flowlikewater]

[ Genji is just slowly dying inside from a mélange of embarrassment, shame and confusion. He didn't think it would get this bad?! And he feels bad for Hana's poor sinuses.

He huffs a very dramatic sigh. ]

I know, and I will. I'm sorry about whatever this is. [ He flicks more little plant leaves out from his shoulders and stands up.

And unsheathes his shurikens and goes about trying to tend to some of the encroaching hoard of green around her computer. ]

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana, meanwhile, is just going to sneeze one or five times in a row before she flops down, with a groan, onto the couch where Pacchan has been napping nonchalantly this whole time. ]

Ugh.

You were too good to the plants, Genji, and now they want to take over your life. And mine. This— this is how I'm gonna die.

[flowlikewater]

[ He's beginning to wonder if trying to cut them is making it worse. Or maybe it's his frustration... he isn't sure. ]

I will not let you die, Hana. [ A sigh, a grumble. ] I do not understand why it is suddenly so bad, I did not think... maybe it's one of my plants and not me. I don't feel any different— But I haven't gotten any new ones lately—

[ He's more chatty than usual, which just goes to show how frustrated he is. Genji sighs again. ]

At least Pacchan isn't bothered.

( VIDEO ) un: strawberrysamurai

[naturallywavy]

_{[ The most serious expression. He's taking this very seriously. The most serious. ]}

You need to see King K*i, he can help you with training and mastering your abilities.

_{[ Hana may see this situation as catastrophic, but Gintoki only sees their apartment covered in vines a job opportunity. We'll get into that in a just a second. ]}

[flowlikewater]

[ He replies after his conversation with Hana, helmet finally removed.

Oh... goodie, it's Gintoki-kun. ]

If you genuinely know of someone who can help me gain control of this, I'm all ears. If you're just going to make anime references like usual...

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[naturallywavy]

What? You think I'm wrong? Just because he's not here _{[ you know.. he's fictional ]} don't mean you can't train on your own. Some place secluded and away from... little girls who might be allergic.
_{[ who you calling a little girl, Gin. ]}

Who knows. Maybe there's someone here who is going through the same thing. You know, plant whisperers anonymous.
As far as the condition of your apartment, looks like you could use a maid..

[naturallywavy]

... or maybe someone a little more tougher than that.
_{[ LOOK AT THAT SHIT EATING GRIN. Pick him! He'll clean up your place! For a price! ]}

[flowlikewater]

[ Oh god, wipe that grin off your face please. Genji kind of tunes out the first part, although he does kind of have a good suggestion tucked away in there. ]

Getting away from the apartment could be a good idea...

[ He pauses and raises a brow, tilting his head. ]

...are you implying you want to clean my house, Gintoki-kun?

[bunnyhopped]

[ But Gintoki she is d y i n g. ]

What the heck is King K*i? Is that some old school movie?

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[naturallywavy]

_{[ Kids these days... they don't know the classics. ]}

Oi, It don't surprise me you don't understand my references if you're living with him. You didn't tell me that when you went to get your dog.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ his voice drops a little: ]}

Speaking of.. you, uh, adopted her, right?
_{[ look at this big fucking softie... ]}

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana just levels an unimpressed look at him as she shifts her own phone's camera over to give him a view of Pacchan, who's just casually napping on the couch while his humans panic (one more than the other). ]

Yeah, I did, and we're very happy together thank you.

What's your beef with Genji?

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[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco doesn't notice the video on the network right away. A few minutes pass before he checks his phone, sees with amusement that Genji has posted a video, and then hits play. Once he's watched the whole thing, he snaps into action. They're obviously going to have to do some investigating later into the hows and whys of all this, but for now, the important thing is making sure that Hana's gaming rig doesn't get completely torn apart, or their house so imbued with pollen that she won't be able to breathe in it for days.

He grabs the extra set of power-dampening handcuffs he keeps in his workshop and runs the entire way to Genji and Hana's place. He's out of breath when he pounds on the door, noticing that there are some vines which have managed to wind their way out between the front door and the threshold. ]

Genji! Hana! Somebody open up, it's me!

[flowlikewater]

[ Genji has been trying to tend to the hoard to no avail, when there's that pounding on the door. When it's Cisco's voice, Genji heads over to the door and answers it.

When he sees the handcuffs in Cisco's hand, since his face is uncovered he'll see Genji's brows raise up to his hairline. He greets him dully but sarcastically. ]

Ah, yes, my life of crime has finally caught up with me.

im sorry

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana is draped over the couch by the time Cisco arrives, but she does manage to sit up and glance over at him once she realizes it's him and after Genji opens the door.

She immediately squints at the handcuffs. ]

Dude, you and Genji both have boyfriends and I'm dying can you please not—

[ please stop her ]

no, this is perfect

[franciscoramon]

Yep. That's me. The lawman, here to take you in.

[ Cisco is out of breath, gasping out the joke as he steps in the door. He is overly cautious of setting his feet down too near to any of those slowly-coiling vines. Right now, he's very much having flashbacks to all the times he watched Jumanji as a kid and they're not making this any less nerve-wracking.

Because he's being so careful where he steps, he doesn't notice Hana on the couch, and looks up sharply when she speaks, his face flushing as he stutters out: ]

Hana! It's not- look, okay- this is the best I could do on short notice! C'mere, gimme your hands.

[ He motions for Genji to hold out his wrists and, if he does, will snap the cuffs onto them, which will trigger the internal sensor and activate the power-dampening field which will (hopefully) work on whatever is making Genji control this torrent of greenery. ]

(video) un: shigeru miyata

[mysophobic]

[ Well this is...something. Shigeru isn't exactly sure what he expected but it wasn't this?! He looks a bit alarmed at first but he'll offer a small smile. ]

I can come over and try to help out, if you'd like? I-I might even be able to cure Hana of her allergies, and maybe get rid of some of those plants.

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[flowlikewater]

[ Oh no, Shigeru seeing all of this... Genji's face is definitely red now. ]

I, ah— I think if you can help Hana that would be great. I think we've got the... bigger issue contained for the time being.

[ Aka the handcuffs Cisco brought. ]

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[mysophobic]

[ He smiles happily there and then, just to make Genji feel a little less embarrassed. ]

It's a...really great power for you. It suits you. [ Even if the circumstances of it are a bit wild, Shigeru can definitely see Genji using his powers for nothing but good. ]

I'll come over then? It now okay? I can help you clean up too.

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[bunnyhopped]

[ Look at this face. Please help her. ]

ShigeruI'mdyinghelpme...

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[mysophobic]

[ Oh no that face?! Don't worry Hana Shigeru is gonna help! ]

I'm going to help, don't worry! My powers should actually be able to fix your allergies in general.

[ He can reform her cells so that they don't release antihistamines upon plant pollen contact. ]

text; @altin

[bringbackgold]

It'll just...take time to control from what I've seen.

[ But wow ]

That looks more destructive than the other time I've seen people get powers.

[bunnyhopped]

i don't have time otabek im going to DIE

[ she's being dramatic ok ]

[bringbackgold]

Take something for allergies? I'm sure someone at a pharmacy can give you a good answer on types of medicine.

And I don't think you're going to die.