video; @falcon

[wingedman]

[Sam's in what looks somewhat like a more high-tech tattoo parlor - one of the body modification studios - and he looks more worried than panicked as he glances at the phone, his attention clearly at something (or someone) on the floor. In the background there's definite arguing going on:]

Sir please, you shouldn’t be [Only the first speaker was visible, a young woman with a variety of piercings and tattoos, likely the attendant given the scrubs she was wearing, visibly alarmed as she was trying to convince the person on the floor to stay there.]

I’ll be fine, christ you nag worse than my mother ever did- [Obviously this wasn’t working as well as she hoped, face paling slightly as there was an uncomfortable-sounding crunch and breathless cursing that followed the irritated reply.]

Hey, so if any of you teleporters are paying attention, I could use a little help here. And heads up to the hospital, you're gonna have a pain in the ass coming in real soon. [Sam glances away from the camera for a moment and pinches the bridge of his nose as he adds an aside] Stephen, you need to go to the fucking hospital, legs don't bend like that.

I’m not going to the fucking hospital, I can fix this myself-

[Narrator: But he couldn't.]

Please, someone get here and shut him up. Doesn't look like anything life-threatening, but he's got broken legs and god knows what else. And he's in the shittiest mood I've ever seen him in, and that's saying a lot.

[ooc: red is Sam, blue is Stephen, replies will probably come from either one (or both), but don't expect Stephen to be very nice.

Also Stephen's replies will come via yelling at Sam's phone. Because Sam is a jerk and won’t let him snatch it]

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[wiccant]

Give me a minute?

( he's clearly not dying, so he can take a minute, right. )

What happened?

[wingedman]

One of those weird canisters from home - you know how Thor got one and he lost an eye? Well, Stephen's all beat up and has a couple of broken legs and refuses to get his dumb ass to the hospital because he doesn't think it's necessary.

[There's just. A long-suffering sigh. Sam's clearly willing to wait, but man, he's tempted to knock Stephen unconscious so he'll stop arguing with him.]

[suckstobestrange]

I'll be fine I'm not dying, I'm a doctor, and I have magic just help me get home and it'll be fine I don't need a hospital!

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[suckstobestrange]

Honestly it's not even that bad.

[Says the man currently on the floor unable to get up. Clearly he's a great judge.]

[wingedman]

[Sam swears under his breath for a moment before he looks at Stephen again.]

Stephen, you have multiple compound fractures. Lord only knows what else is broken.

[And if he finds out who or what did this to Stephen, he'll cross a few universes to beat the shit out of them. Sam might be capable of remaining extremely calm in situations like this, but that doesn't mean he's happy about it.]

You can't even walk right now. I don't know how you're still arguing instead of screaming in pain.

[suckstobestrange]

And I've had worse.

[Probably not as comforting as he might have hoped with his current condition. Especially not with how he all but snarled it. Clearly only trying to convince Sam here, right?

And please don't go taking on demons Sam, Justin has fists like mac goddamn trucks for starters.]

I don't need to go to the hospital I need to go to the Sanctum.

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[jolting]

I'll help, but he better not throw me against the wall.

[wingedman]

I'm not sure he can do magic right now, but that said, it's not a total guarantee. If you can get something to knock him out, that'd be best.

[Such a good boyfriend, casually discussing knocking him unconscious in front of him.]

[suckstobestrange]

No doctors and no sedatives!

[Sam you are the absolute worst.]

[jolting]

We have sedatives, but the problem still is getting close enough to administer them. Unless you have a tranq gun or have a way to keep him still?

[such a good doctor, considering shooting a patient with a tranquilizer gun]

audio; un: rogue

[backwaterbelle]

[Have a no-nonsense Southern drawl. This woman meant business.] Not a teleporter, but ah can get him there quick.

[If only Jericho were here, or Kurt.]

It'll hurt like hell to fly him there though.

[So if they have a teleporter... Use them.]

[suckstobestrange]

Fly me to the Sanctum and you'd be my best fucking friend.

[Whoever it was- he couldn't see the screenname from his angle, but she did sound pretty familiar. Here was hoping it wasn't someone who hated his guts!]

[backwaterbelle]

Last ah checked you ain't got a healin' factor sugah.

[But hey, alternate universes and all.]

Ah'm in route. ETA 3 minutes. [She may have been chilling on a rooftop while she sifted through the network.] If you ain't thinkin' traditional medicine, what's your plan?

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[inebriety]

[Because his suggestion will make Stephen very unhappy it'll come via text.]

Wait until he passes out from the pain and then take him. Even if you got someone to help you he's going to fight you every step of the way and likely do further damage to himself.

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[suckstobestrange]

[Oh my god Tony you are such a fucking asshole how rude.]

[wingedman]

I mean, he might pass out from the blood loss first. I'd rather not run the risk of that one.

[inebriety]

Punch him.

[Tony can say all this because if he was in Stephen's position he'd ask for medical attention.]

un: blink.

[viatorius]

i don't know where the hospital is, but i can at least portal him somewhere where he sits down.
if you want to fling him over your shoulder that is.

[wingedman]

That might not be very good for the broken bones.

I found someone to teleport us, but thanks for the offer.

[viatorius]

you know, i totally didn't think about that part.

( Nice one, Clarice. )

but hey, at least i know i need to find out where the hospital is now.
what happened?

video; @mementomori

[fatedcontract]

Damn.

[Makoto heaves a little sigh.]

I can't teleport but I have Messiah here with me so we could probably heal? Never tried it on broken bones, we didn't really get to the point of breaking bones in Tartarus but Messiah should heal a lot of the damage.

( video; ) un: shigeru miyata

[mysophobic]

[ Oh my god?! Shigeru is totally worried right now as he watches all of this. ]

I-I can help. My powers allow me to rebuild broken limbs. But you should really head to the hospital for this!

[ Says Shigeru who is a doctor at the hospital. ] If you don't want to go there I can take you to my clinic...

video; @LOKIOFASGARD

[ikols]

[ Loki isn't late to the party, he just has a life. Sometimes. Anyway, when he does reply it's with a hint of actual concern layered in a wry murmur, watching all the other videocalls first. ]

Oh, dear. Is he dying?

[wingedman]

[...Sam is, somehow, not surprised by Loki's reaction.]

Nah, he wouldn't be this much of an asshole if he was dying.

[Probably.]

[ikols]

Billy's been around to see him?

[ Yeah, he's nosy. It's not as if he cares!!! ]