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[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[thestarling]

No damage to anyone else and you can blow up the abandoned city as much as you like.

[...probably. Peter's not actually sure how much authority he has there, but it sounds good.]

[talentedscavenger]

You did what?!

[ Why should she care? She barely knows him. Unless he’s here to recruit people—which would be bad. So very bad. ]

[wiccant]

We already had a snake and a fox to look after and a ton of talking mice, one more animal wasn't that big of a deal.

( when you already have a hoard of animals one more doesn't make that much of a difference. billy sets the dog bed down on the ground, puts the bags down inside of it. )

I brought over a dog bed we got for him and a bag of food, some treats, and toys.

[bastardofipswich]

jk actually i was dead

[ Aw, but if he knew she cared about him possibly joining a cult, HE MIGHT THINK THAT'S ADORABLE.

In his crappy Chase way. ]

[bastardofipswich]

I bet he had a good time with 'em. [ Chase gives Cujo one more scritch on the ears, then gets up to greet Billy. Wow, a bed and supplies and everything... And here he is, never really knowing how to respond to kindness.

So he just extends a hand for a half-handshake half-highfive. Whatever that teenage guy version of a greeting is called. ]

Thanks. I owe you one. Seriously.

[bastardofipswich]

wait
seriously?

[ THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AWESOME DEAL. ]

[talentedscavenger]

[ Well damn, now she’s wondering which one was better: him being dead or joining a cult. Why does she get herself into these situations?

And now what can she say back?

Fuck. ]

I’m sorry to hear that.

[ Beat. ]

Are there any other games I should know about?

[thestarling]

You've seen the crocodiles and such out there, right? Explode them to your heart's content.

[wiccant]

Yeah, no problem. I figured you'd be back for him one day.

( and even if chase didn't come back--billy wouldn't just. leave a dog. maybe he's not the best pet owner but none of the ones he's taken care of have complained yet. the handshake/highfive/fistbump whatever's returned with a smile. )

Maybe Caleb will come back soon too. ( to try and keep chase in line, clearly. )

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[dothelokimotion]

Take Kylo Ren. I hear he's available.

[bastardofipswich]

[ IF ONLY HE COULD INTERACT WITH KYLO REN. ]

who's that

[bastardofipswich]

......crocodiles
there are crocodiles?

i'm from new england i'm not going near any crocodiles

[bastardofipswich]

[ Is that sympathy?

SYMPATHY MAKES HIM FEEL WEIRD, HE'S JUST GONNA SKIP TO THE GAMES. ]

truth or dare

[talentedscavenger]

[GOOD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHY SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY EITHER. SHE'S TRYING TO RELATE, AND IT'S NOT WORKING.

All the awkward.]

I'm guessing you do one or the other. Is that right?

[bastardofipswich]

[ He lets out a scoff at that. Even if he'd like to see Caleb again, it's hard for him to admit it, because it's pathetic. Better to hide everything in sarcasm and shitty jokes. ]

Pretty sure he's living up with Sarah back home, all [ Cue sarcastic use of jazz hands! ] happily ever after.

[bastardofipswich]

[ It's okay, Chase is awful at relating, too. If he were less maladjusted, he'd probably appreciate the sympathy. ]

BINGO
you pick one, answer whatever question you get/do whatever dare you get
then you turn the tables and make the other person pick

[talentedscavenger]

[Why does she make friends with the 'misunderstood/crazy' types?]

Why would you want to do that? What's the point? or is there a prize at the end?

[bastardofipswich]

for the fun of it

the prize is getting your friends to answer your questions and do stupid crap

video: the general

[oldladyleia]

[She's just got her arms crossed and is staring at him with an 'are you seriously doing this' look.]

That's the first thing you want to connect with here?

[talentedscavenger]

Your games are a bit weird.

Any others I should know about? Ones that actually have a context to them?

[bastardofipswich]

[ wev, grandma! he just gives her that smug, obnoxious teenager grin, but answers with utterly insincere politeness. ]

Yes, ma'am, it is.

[dothelokimotion]

A possible arch-enemy. He fits your conditions.

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[11calls]

[Alex just sounds exceptionally amused.]

Is that what kids are calling it these days?

[oldladyleia]

So you're the bad guy in this scenario?

[thestarling]

I thought you wanted a good fight?