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[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[talentedscavenger]

You did what?!

[ Why should she care? She barely knows him. Unless he’s here to recruit people—which would be bad. So very bad. ]

[bastardofipswich]

jk actually i was dead

[ Aw, but if he knew she cared about him possibly joining a cult, HE MIGHT THINK THAT'S ADORABLE.

In his crappy Chase way. ]

[talentedscavenger]

[ Well damn, now she’s wondering which one was better: him being dead or joining a cult. Why does she get herself into these situations?

And now what can she say back?

Fuck. ]

I’m sorry to hear that.

[ Beat. ]

Are there any other games I should know about?

[bastardofipswich]

[ Is that sympathy?

SYMPATHY MAKES HIM FEEL WEIRD, HE'S JUST GONNA SKIP TO THE GAMES. ]

truth or dare

[talentedscavenger]

[GOOD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHY SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY EITHER. SHE'S TRYING TO RELATE, AND IT'S NOT WORKING.

All the awkward.]

I'm guessing you do one or the other. Is that right?

[bastardofipswich]

[ It's okay, Chase is awful at relating, too. If he were less maladjusted, he'd probably appreciate the sympathy. ]

BINGO
you pick one, answer whatever question you get/do whatever dare you get
then you turn the tables and make the other person pick

[talentedscavenger]

[Why does she make friends with the 'misunderstood/crazy' types?]

Why would you want to do that? What's the point? or is there a prize at the end?

[bastardofipswich]

for the fun of it

the prize is getting your friends to answer your questions and do stupid crap

[talentedscavenger]

Your games are a bit weird.

Any others I should know about? Ones that actually have a context to them?

[bastardofipswich]

it's not like i made them up myself

why? are you actually interested in playing any?

[talentedscavenger]

It sounds like you have.

Maybe. I’m more inclinded to play ‘truth or dare’ than scrabble.

[bastardofipswich]

that's because it's a way better game than scrabble

so you should do it

[talentedscavenger]

What? Play ‘truth or dare’ with you?

[bastardofipswich]

not with ME
just do literally anything frivolous, fun and pointless
with literally anyone

I DARE YOU

[talentedscavenger]

And I can't play this game with you because....?

Everyone is busy. :P

[bastardofipswich]

you CAN
i just assumed you didn't want to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[talentedscavenger]

You're the one who kept bringing it up, and if I remember, you weren't going to stop until we play a game.

So here's your chance.

[bastardofipswich]

[ He almost points out that he was only ever doing that to annoy her, buuuut.... what the hell, he has nothing to lose playing a stupid game. ]

ok ok
find two more people and we can get a game going

[talentedscavenger]

[If audio was on, he'd hear a sigh.]

Do I really have to do that? It can't be something that two people play?

[bastardofipswich]

it can be
but it's more fun with a group
do you not have friends or something?

[ Which hey, no judgment. CHASE HAS NO FRIENDS, HIMSELF. ]

[talentedscavenger]

I do have other friends.

[ She was doing this to humor you, damnit. ]

I’m assuming this would be better in person as well?

[bastardofipswich]

it's kind of the point
but it doesn't have to be
it's not like there are any rules besides "do the dare/tell the truth"

[talentedscavenger]

IF I'm able to get more people for this, when would be a good time to 'play' this game?

[bastardofipswich]

whenever lmao
it's not like i'm busy

[talentedscavenger]

I'll figure something out...and see who would be up for this.