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[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

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[bastardofipswich]

[ The moment Marco describes his power, Chase's attention is focused SOLELY ON IT. ]

holy shit
hold up
rewind

YOU CAN TURN INTO A T-REX???

[brightline]

yep. just got that morph back a couple months ago, I couldn't use it before because of some sario rip nonsense, but now I can.

used it to fight some big monsters a while back. totally cool as long as you don't need to scratch your nose.

[bastardofipswich]

I NEED TO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY

ok ok you're definitely out of the running for arch enemy
we HAVE TO team up sometime!!

[brightline]

meet me outside the walls in like 5 min and I'll show you. fair warning it's not pretty though.

I'm down.

[bastardofipswich]

yes!!!!

[ He's gonna see a hot emo guy TURN INTO A T-REX, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. ]

wait wait wait
just one question:
you're not gonna feel an uncontrollable urge to eat me when you're a t-rex right?

[brightline]

okay meet me by the north gate. I feel like the jungle is just more thematically accurate for a t-rex.

[And then, in response to that second part.]

I mean. I'm going to feel an extremely strong very powerful undeniably tempting urge to eat you, but I wouldn't call it uncontrollable

[bastardofipswich]

hmmmmmmmmm
ok
worth it to see a t-rex

see you in a few!
(i'll be the good looking guy with the chiseled jaw)

[brightline]

what's worth it? I'm not gonna even gonna try to eat you man, I have 7 years experience not eating people in morph.

and yeah I bet you will

(you should send me a selfie btw)

[bastardofipswich]

i mean
that sounds like something a t-rex would say if he wanted to eat me...

but fine fine! i believe you!

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