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[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[worldsaway]

You don't see hero potential in someone's face, you see it in their actions.


And you're a significant step down from my last nemesis, but you'll do.

[bastardofipswich]

omg are you negging me
because it's WORKING ;)

[worldsaway]

No.
Maybe.


I don't know what that is.

[bastardofipswich]

it's when you put someone down to make them want you more

like if i said you looked like a low rent james hetfield but i'm kind of into that

[worldsaway]

I don't feel put down because I don't know who that is or why you'd pay them rent.

And I don't need to resort to tactics, thank you. I'm a professional.

[bastardofipswich]

METALLICA
jeez

a professional what? hero?

[worldsaway]

I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
Jeez.

Yes. Have you ever heard of The Avengers?

[bastardofipswich]

oh well you'd probably like them

avengers?
nope
doesn't ring any bells

[ Though he MAAAAY have heard of them once in a conversation with Captain America, but if he did, he doesn't remember. because I don't remember ]

[worldsaway]

Really?
I'd say we're significantly more popular than Metallica.

Nevertheless, we are a group of heroes. Professionalism varies.

[bastardofipswich]

idk about that
metallica is pretty great
they're stiff competition

how many times have you guys saved the world?

[worldsaway]

Probably somewhere between five to ten times. Depends on whether we're counting individually or as a team.