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[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[bastardofipswich]

a highlander is an immortal who has to fight OTHER immortals to the death so that he can gain their powers
and every highlander who kills another highlander levels up so he's even MORE powerful the more highlanders he kills
and they've got to fight each other to the death until there's only ONE HIGHLANDER LEFT STANDING
but the only way to kill a highlander is to cut off their head
it's SUCH an awesome movie

[ He feels it on a deep and spiritual level~ ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Ah. The usual mortal nonsense. ]

That is the most exhausting way to stay immortal.

[bastardofipswich]

hey it's kill or be killed!

[dothelokimotion]

I'd hate to shatter your illusions.

[ This is a lie. Loki loves doing that. ]

But true immortals usually waste their time making collections or creating bad dub-step music.

[bastardofipswich]

[ No! Let him believe that immortals are all warriors who look like Sean Connery and Clancy Brown! ]

what

[dothelokimotion]

[ sorry all your immortals are jeff goldblum now. ]

They wear bad makeup too.

[bastardofipswich]

[ Okay, well, come to think of it, that's a step up.... ]

so they're like
bad djs
:\
why

[dothelokimotion]

Immortals get bored. And strange over time.

[bastardofipswich]

lame

but i guess that makes sense
no wonder myths are so weird

[dothelokimotion]

I enjoy their weirdness. Mortals come up with creative ideas about their deities.

[bastardofipswich]

what's your favorite weird myth?

[dothelokimotion]

I have a fondness for the time Thor wore a dress at my prodding.

[bastardofipswich]

was that the story where he married a giant or something and then like
killed him with a hammer

[dothelokimotion]

That is the one.

[bastardofipswich]

i have a feeling that's how every one of the stories goes
"thor something something something and then he kills a guy with a hammer"

[dothelokimotion]

His hammer was his most prominent feature.