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[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[bastardofipswich]

[ sob is he so transparent?

...yes, yes he is. ]

no!
i'd just terrorize him on an exclusive basis

[foxtrots]

[it was the little things that gave him away. or. everything.]

that's kind of romantic.

[bastardofipswich]

that's me
i'm a softie at heart ;)

[ with a HUGELY OBVIOUS crush on his dearly departed enemy. ]

[foxtrots]

i know a witch, but fortunately he only meets a couple of your requirements.

[bastardofipswich]

hmm
is he a good witch or a bad witch?

[foxtrots]

he's a swamp witch.

[bastardofipswich]

i can't tell if that's cool or if it means he's really gross and has questionable hygiene

[foxtrots]

no he smells really nice.

[bastardofipswich]

oh good
so what's a swamp witch?

[foxtrots]

i don't think i understand it completely.

it's like...this really raw and ancient power, everything that's murky and dangerous about the swamp, everything that can pull life to the bottom until there's nothing left. it houses itself in him.

[minsu might understand it better than he realizes.]

[bastardofipswich]

so...
are you into that?
you sound kinda like you're into that ;)

[foxtrots]

i am into that.

[possibly both romantics just in very different ways.]

[bastardofipswich]

and have you hit that yet?
inquiring minds want to know!

[foxtrots]

well

depending on how you look at it, it's either 'no' or 'a few hundred times'