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M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

male
ages 17-21
btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
athletic
able to take a beating
magic OR otherwise superpowered
annoyingly moral
bicuriosity a plus

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!

ps: pls include a headshot

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I was being sarcastic. Is there an emoji for that?

Be a DJ. Follow your dreams. Do whatever. Just get your damn GED. You’re not going to become a professional DJ overnight, and you’re going to need some way to support yourself.

It’s not even hard. I can’t tell if you’re dumb or lazy, but I don’t think you’re dumb, so stop being lazy.

[ NO. You ruined it by getting real with him. ]

ok fine
i'm not dumb or lazy
my grades kicked ass
SAT score? kicked ass
ACT score??? ALSO kicked ass
my extracurricular list is like a mile long
and none of it matters bc school's pointless, everything's a waste of time, and i'm PISSED OFF

[ tiny violin for who is, surely, the only teenager who's ever felt this way ever ]

All that means is you have no excuse. You're smart, you're capable, and you could probably do it in an hour.

Get your GED and send me a nice bottle of whiskey as a thank you present when you realize how right I am.

Counterpoint: Who wants an arch-enemy who hasn’t even finished high-school? What are you going to do, flip a burger at them?

[ ENCOURAGEMENT? NO. THIS BACKFIRED.

Even though lbr, despite how mad he is that his own death, which he kiiiind of brought upon himself, derailed his academic career... Chase really does hate the idea of not having a diploma at all. Just on principle, if nothing else. ]

will a GED get me into Supervillain University? i hear they have pretty rigorous standards

[ Ugh but seriously: ]

do they even HAVE that stupid test here?

Sure do. I just looked it up. This place isn't all that different from Earth.

I don't know much about Supervillain U but if you want to stand toe to toe with us 'save the universe' types?

Well. I went to Stanford.

Edited 2018-04-14 23:34 (UTC)