text; un: worstwitch

[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[bastardofipswich]

yeah. we've got very specific mating rituals
interested?? ;)

[ It's not a serious offer, of course. Then again, the only genuine part of his entire post is the frowny face after mentioning Caleb's departure. ]

[angelic_archer]

Even if I wasn't married, it'd be a no.

Getting beat up isn't my kind of foreplay.

[bastardofipswich]

you don't know what you're missing
it's a rush!!

[ Look, Chase is a virgin who can't drive. He's just talking shit. ]

[angelic_archer]

I've been beat up enough to know that it's not my thing.

There's festivals here where you can probably find someone who's into the whole hero/villain role play if that's what you're looking for.

[bastardofipswich]

ew
no
i'm not into roleplay
it's no fun if the stakes aren't real :)

[angelic_archer]

Do people really want that kind of relationship?

Violent, angry sex, I can understand. Agreeing to have your friends threatened...

Do you more than threaten them?

[Why can he imagine Jace thinking this would be an awesome way to make life more interesting for all of them?]

[bastardofipswich]

it's not that serious bro

[angelic_archer]

Two of my friends had some kind of arch-enemy relationship going on with someone and it /was/ that serious.

[bastardofipswich]

omg
that's so sad!
did anyone die?

[angelic_archer]

There were two wars and an apocalypse.

[bastardofipswich]

an apocalypse?
talk about overkill!