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[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[antietam]

Multiple I think. They'll really take any excuse to hold a kink convention.

I'm sure you'd find your arch-soulmate(?) there.

But just curious
Have you considered a healthy relationship?

[bastardofipswich]

[ HUH. That's so weird to think about. Then again, he's on another planet entirely, in another dimension, probably, so kink conventions are pretty low on the list of strange things.

BUT HE'S JUST A BOY FROM A SMALL NEW ENGLAND TOWN. So it's still weird and he had no idea kink conventions were even a thing!! ]

no why would i do that?

[antietam]

[ Join the club of boys from small towns who are forced to accept kink conventions in their daily lives. ]

It can provide most of the things you're looking for without the possibility of leaving with a girlfriend.

Unless you're into that too.

Which may be harder to find but still not impossible.

[bastardofipswich]

idk
i kind of feel like the magic will be gone if things are all... healthy

[antietam]

Are you really a witch? Because I think you'd be able to solve that problem.

[bastardofipswich]

ok ok that's a good point!

[antietam]

Trust me, a healthy relationship is harder to find than an unhealthy one. It'll be plenty magical if you manage it.