text; un: worstwitch

[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[bastardofipswich]

oh come on
don't break my heart like that
i'm already writing mr & mr lynch in my notebook

or should it be lynch-collins
collins-lynch
DECISIONS...

[somnioergosum]

there's already a mr lynch
i'm taken, you asshole

[bastardofipswich]

oh nooooooo :(
this is the worst day ever

[somnioergosum]

[The rest of the insults he could bear. But, just like the Highlander, there can only be one future Mr. Lynch. ]

run into me and it will be