text; un: worstwitch

[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[volitaunt]

or out of an airlock

so did you actually take a three month nap, or was that sarcasm-speak for something else?

[bastardofipswich]

what's his name?

[ So he knows who this FASCIST NERD is. ]

idk the last thing i remember was going to bed here
then i came out of the portal again and it was 3 months later!
so stupid

[ SEE, WITH TEXT, HE CAN HIDE HOW UNSETTLING HE FINDS IT. Since, you know, he's dead. Blipping out of existence for three months is triggering one hell of an existential crisis. ]

[volitaunt]

armitage hux~

i call him general hugs. he loves it.

[ That is fuckin unsettling bruh. ]

that's

[ fuckin unsettling ]

weird

[bastardofipswich]

[ GENERAL HUGS? Poe...

This is why he thinks you're cool as hell. That's the kind of trolling that's right up his alley. ]

ok but to be fair to him
wouldn't you go bad with a name like that

[ YEAH. IT'S. SUPER FUCKING UNSETTLING. ]

yeah it was weird as hell
anyway i'm glad to be back
even if some guy's trying to make me finish high school

[volitaunt]

hmm, never thought of that

pretty sure he practices the whole villainous grandstanding thing in the mirror though. he might just like it.

i'm with some guy. if we as old people had to do it you as a young person should suffer too.

[bastardofipswich]

hey don't knock it!
can you imagine anything worse than giving your big bad speech and messing it up halfway through?

ughhhhh
fyi this is why we young people wind up putting you old people in homes

[volitaunt]

it's never as impressive as they think it is.

you have to catch us first.