un | eggplantavenger

[notreallyrobin]

hey uh
i bet you all get this a lot, but, uh, am i dead? like, straight up dead? is this purgatory?
because i really messed up and think i died and then i woke up in the hospital here and its all really
uh
a lot

and im kind of freaking out

ok yeah i guess i was about to die. and they explained all that but does that mean like, the me back home is dead??? or does that me just not exist anymore??????

(lowkey i still think this might be purgatory. if it was heaven i would have my own room.)

[ Gee. Stream-of-consciousness sure is easy when you're speaking to the void. But hey. It's better than staying in her bunk and going nuts alone. ]

ugh ok anyway someone distract me from existential bullshit
whats your favorite animal and why. best answer becomes my purgatory bff

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[ text | un: jkent ]

[supersweet]

Do you want some company?

[notreallyrobin]

i dunno
i'm kind of processing like a lot right now

whats your favorite animal

[supersweet]

Dogs, probably. We have a lot of dogs.

[notreallyrobin]

what kind of dogs? and whats a lot like

2 or 50???

[supersweet]

I have two! Krypto and Ranger.

Also Annie, but Annie's not a dog. She's more of an alien flying creature.

[notreallyrobin]

of course she is??
its not that i dont believe you thats just a little weird for me to hear

i never had a pet growing up, but i probably woulda wanted a dog.

[supersweet]

My dad and I got her here. So she's special.

We used to live on a farm, so we always had a whole bunch of animals.

[notreallyrobin]

is your dad here? that must be nice.

[ Unless he's anything like her dad, but, well. Hopefully not. ]

[supersweet]

No. He went home a while ago.

[notreallyrobin]

oh...im sorry
are you alone here? how old are you?

[supersweet]

I'm not alone. I've got some friends from home looking after me.

I'm . . . I guess I'm eleven now.

[notreallyrobin]

oh god sorry for cursing
are your friends looking after you your age??

[ This is a Literal Child. Holy Shit. ]

[supersweet]

That'd be weird.

No, they're older. Though idk how old.

[ How old is Jason??? ]

[notreallyrobin]

that would be weird.
im glad you have people taking care of you. it would suck to be all alone!
do you live with your friends?

[supersweet]

Kinda.

They're family friends. We come from the same reality.

[notreallyrobin]

well, thats helpful at least
to know ppl here
idk if i would know anyone here??

[supersweet]

You might???

Where are you from?

[notreallyrobin]

born and raised in gotham heights but i have a lotta friends in the city proper

where r u from??

[supersweet]

[ H u h. ]

We have lots of people from Gotham.

I'm from Hamilton County, though I moved to Metropolis recently.

[notreallyrobin]

oh, really?
who??
and metropolis sounds cool, ive never been there

[supersweet]

We have Jason, Tim and Damian.

Metropolis is pretty nice! It has the best superhero too.

[notreallyrobin]

metropolis sounds really nice! are you a fan of superman?

im most used 2 batman myself but i think superheroes are really cool!

[supersweet]

Yeah. He's the best one there is.

Batman's okay I guess.

[notreallyrobin]

what about robin or the other bats?
batman is kind of a stick in the mud but some of the other people in gotham are super cool

[supersweet]

They're cool. There's a lot of them though. They keep multiplying.