un | eggplantavenger

[notreallyrobin]

hey uh
i bet you all get this a lot, but, uh, am i dead? like, straight up dead? is this purgatory?
because i really messed up and think i died and then i woke up in the hospital here and its all really
uh
a lot

and im kind of freaking out

ok yeah i guess i was about to die. and they explained all that but does that mean like, the me back home is dead??? or does that me just not exist anymore??????

(lowkey i still think this might be purgatory. if it was heaven i would have my own room.)

[ Gee. Stream-of-consciousness sure is easy when you're speaking to the void. But hey. It's better than staying in her bunk and going nuts alone. ]

ugh ok anyway someone distract me from existential bullshit
whats your favorite animal and why. best answer becomes my purgatory bff

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text | @minsu

[foxtrots]

pinch yourself. if it hurts, you're still alive.

[technically, that's more of an "awake or dreaming" thing. but he's pretty sure it would work for this too.]

[notreallyrobin]

ow...that was rude, you made me pinch myself!

[foxtrots]

but it hurt so you're alive!

i'm happy that you're alive.

[notreallyrobin]

ok fine youre right guess im alive
made me smile though thanks

[foxtrots]

ah

youre welcome

[asfljk you have no idea how pleased that makes him feel.]

do you have a favorite animal?

[notreallyrobin]

uhhh wow ok i didnt expect to get asked back
this is super generic but i like big dogs best

how about you

[foxtrots]

am i in the running for bff?

big dogs are scary sometimes

i like chickens

[notreallyrobin]

hmm...chickens, huh? interesting

why do u like them
do u eat them??

[foxtrots]

i do eat them theyre my favorite

but ive also been thinking lately that theyre really cute

[notreallyrobin]

so theyre both cute and edible? nice

what abt them is cute??

[foxtrots]

their strut! and the way they tilt their heads to look at things is cute.

[notreallyrobin]

interesting
i guess i never thought of them likethat?? but i dont think ive ever seen a chicken in rl life either

[foxtrots]

i bet theres chickens here! you should think of this as a opportunity

[notreallyrobin]

a perfect opportunity then
i really need a job anyway
maybeill find a farm or smth

[foxtrots]

oh! you want that too

they gave me my first one here. i serve coffee!

[notreallyrobin]

oh, thats nice! what coffee shop is it? ill have to drop by :)

and i am better at doing things that are more...uh, fight-y. i mean i guess i could deal w people

[foxtrots]

it's called the coffee shop! you can't miss it.

there's the perimeter guard. i think they employ a lot of cool fight-y people.

[notreallyrobin]

oh ok i can do Fight
hmmmmmmm

maybe ill drop by sometime!!! what kind of coffee do u make thats the best

[foxtrots]

i make really good strong coffee.

but i just learned how to make a heart in it with cream too!

[notreallyrobin]

oh ym god that's so cute???????
i definitely want to see a heart in coffee!!!!!!! i like sweet stuff though
ill have to bring my friend by!!!!

[foxtrots]

[her enthusiasm = officially his favorite thing. it makes him feel more energetic just seeing that many exclamation marks!]

we have pie too!

ah i hope you do. people are my favorite part of the job. and i'll work on my coffee art to show you more things.

[notreallyrobin]

[ Steph is a pretty sunny person! That, and she loves cafes. Especially if she can go to the fancy kind that she could never afford without Bruce's card back in Gotham. ]

ooh what kind of pie
i also enjoy pie
damn ur cafe sounds rad

[foxtrots]

so far its just cherry and apple

its my favorite place to be here. community housing is nice but everyones always so busy.

[notreallyrobin]

community housing is so crowded....its a little weird i dunno
id rather live somewhere where i cna have more of my own space!!

and those are both good pie flavors, i approve
what kind of lattes are the best in ur opinion

[foxtrots]

i've never drank one

but the caramel latte is our most popular, followed by hazelnut

personally i think the raspberry smells the most interesting