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hey uh
i bet you all get this a lot, but, uh, am i dead? like, straight up dead? is this purgatory?
because i really messed up and think i died and then i woke up in the hospital here and its all really
uh
a lot

and im kind of freaking out

ok yeah i guess i was about to die. and they explained all that but does that mean like, the me back home is dead??? or does that me just not exist anymore??????

(lowkey i still think this might be purgatory. if it was heaven i would have my own room.)

[ Gee. Stream-of-consciousness sure is easy when you're speaking to the void. But hey. It's better than staying in her bunk and going nuts alone. ]

ugh ok anyway someone distract me from existential bullshit
whats your favorite animal and why. best answer becomes my purgatory bff

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i like golden retrievers best out of dogs!

They are awesome! High energy and high fun.

Fetch is also the best game ever.

ive never had a dog, but i would agree!
i like tag best : )

What's your favorite animal?

ummmmmmm hmm its boring but probably either dogs or bats
i just have a lot of experience with bats.

Bat's are pretty cool. Except that whole being blind thing sucks but eyes are overrated anyway.

I'm happy to see that dogs are still up there.

they dont need eyes, they can see with sound! thats p cool

dogs are def up there! id definitely dig playing with one like all the time

It is pretty cool.

Eyes are so last year, lol.

Really? I know a few dogs here [Herself included.] who would love someone to play with. I have a friend who's a dog sitter. Just so you have context there.

oh, rad i would love to play with a dog!! what do they like to play. just fetch?

Fetch or you can wrestle or... okay, it really depends on the dog.

oh my god...i would love to play with like a big dog
a huge one
one that could knock me down!

The one I was thinking of is a little over a hundred pounds so not a very large dog. I suppose I can find a large dog for you to play with though.

wait there are dogs bigger than 100 pounds
holy crpa

Yeah, I think after 90 pounds you get into the giant breed of dogs.

holy shit those are some BIG BOYS AND GIRLS

I'll have to hit up some friends and see what I can find here. Maybe we can go to pet stores and just play with dogs.

oh that would be rad would pet stores just let random people do that???

I don't see why not. Plus, I've found if you're reaaaaaly cute about something, people are likely to say yes.

oh im familiar with that, too. trust me.

We'd be the best team.
Our super power can be adorable-ness. Unless you actually have a super power at which you can keep that and I'll be adorkable.

nope, no powers here. i just try really hard, and sometimes it even works!

I don't know, that sounds like a pretty rad super power.

it just sucks in a world where folks have real powers, but i guess so
thanks!

Yeah but yours is cooler.
Also harder, which just means that you're better :p

well, hey, thanks!! certainly i do try

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