( VIDEO. 004 ) — un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

[ The feed clicks on and, well, to just cut straight to the chase, it shows two incredibly hot guys. No joke. We’re talking god levels of beauty here in your typical generic anime style, lounging by an indoor pool, their legs dipped into the water and towels around their necks. Was this Fr**! or something? It certainly seemed that way. The more you look at it, they looked like twins. Wait, wasn’t there like a set of.. twin.. triplet guys here who all looked the same? They were really average looking, though. Nothing like these buff, sexy new guys! The first one with red hair looks over at the feed: ]
Well, well. It’s nice to see all of you out there. I hope you’re enjoying your festival.

[the redhead winks, and there is the distinct sound of girls cooing in the background. Just where did these girls come from!? The other one with blue hair rakes his hand through his hair, leaning backwards as he also looks into the camera. ]
Heh, I know me and my dear brother here are enjoying the festival and we can only hope within our pure hearts that you are having an equally happy time. In fact, it is our sacred duty to ensure that everyone is having fun and being safe! [the redhead nods, turning his attention to his brother before looking at the camera again.]

That’s right, Karamatsu. [wait… that’s Karamatsu? Then, that must mean…] We will be in the entertainment district all week to give you our blessings. If you need us, for anything at all; missions, companionship, moral support, we’ll be happy to oblige.
[another wink. Someone stop him]

You’re right, Osomatsu-niisan. There are many wild things we can do to make your fantasies come true! Oh, did I mention we can destroy a meteor in the bat of a lash? Our powers are endless!

[Osomatsu laughs and rubs under his nose] See? We promise to do whatever it takes for you. So, don’t be shy, kittens. Come visit us, and make this flower festival an event to remember!
[ get another view of those wet, shirtless, sexy chests before the feed cuts out. ]
[ ooc; this is the result of a flower exchange where Karamatsu & Osomatsu are handsome versions of themselves! Feel free to be confused by their shenanigans and prepare for responses from both of us. ]

Comments

[nyahilistic]

nah
you're forever going to be can't-spell-his-own-name-yuri
have fun making a career with that one

no please, full offense to them they've done worse

[sentence]

joke's on you i'm already hired

oh? please, name and shame so no one falls for this.

[nyahilistic]

that doesn't count you're hired upon arrival, even i got a job.

well for one karamatsu owns more clothing with his face printed on it than not.

[sentence]

it's still a career. it counts.
but if you must know it's a reason i don't exactly want to flail around

...... oh
that's
impressive?

[nyahilistic]

what, are you a convicted felon or something?

impressive is a word. not one i'd choose though

[sentence]

I'm not a felon. [ Not HERE ]

I don't think I know a single person who would do that... not anyone I can speak of in a flattering way.

[nyahilistic]

if you tell me the dog's a felon and you're protecting him i can't decide if i'd respect you or push you off a roof.

most people don't. and karamatsu isn't really someone most people can speak of in a flattering way, either.

[sentence]

no one's a felon here, alright?

hey, I'm not gonna be harsh on your brother in his own post because he self advertises

i am gonna be a little harsh on him for using roses to try to pick up people, though

[nyahilistic]

i believe you. really.

that's fine i'll harsh on him for you

he does enough self-flattering on his own anyway he doesn't need people to think of him as anything but... well, look at him

[sentence]

I might have a little trouble back home, but it's nothing that serious. [ liar ]

let's not get ahead of ourselves with the defamation, let's just focus on the fact that there are two, beautiful people here... acting skeevy as hell.

[nyahilistic]

and now i believe you less.

that's pretty standard for them, they just think they can get away with it because they're apparently "beautiful". i just think it's weird

[sentence]

well, i stand by my initial assessment, in any case. hey doc, you know when the valerian is gonna wear off? we don't have that herb back home.

[nyahilistic]

not a doctor.

it's a root so it's natural and will kind of work on a case-by-case basis, but it's also not usually immediate so i don't think what i know if it applies.

[sentence]

so... it probably took hold so fast because it's a magic thing that this city threw at him, right?

or because he ate it and he wasn't supposed to.

[nyahilistic]

both, probably

[sentence]

i'll keep an eye on him, in any case.

[ there's about a few hours worth of a pause before Yuri responds? Mostly because he doesn't think filling him up with idle chatter will capture his interest, but also because he's doing something. ]

you work at the shelter, right?

[nyahilistic]

[Doing something like scheming with his brother, right. Rude.]

yeah why

[sentence]

can you meet me outside the wall? i think i need your help with something. looks like a lost baby animal
at least it's really small and keeps squeaking and there's no mother or anything. it's just out in the open.
no nest or burrow or anything.

[nyahilistic]

don't handle it if you can avoid it
if it's misplaced and you make it smell like a human it may be abandoned forever.
where outside the wall are you?