( VIDEO. 004 ) — un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

[ The feed clicks on and, well, to just cut straight to the chase, it shows two incredibly hot guys. No joke. We’re talking god levels of beauty here in your typical generic anime style, lounging by an indoor pool, their legs dipped into the water and towels around their necks. Was this Fr**! or something? It certainly seemed that way. The more you look at it, they looked like twins. Wait, wasn’t there like a set of.. twin.. triplet guys here who all looked the same? They were really average looking, though. Nothing like these buff, sexy new guys! The first one with red hair looks over at the feed: ]
Well, well. It’s nice to see all of you out there. I hope you’re enjoying your festival.

[the redhead winks, and there is the distinct sound of girls cooing in the background. Just where did these girls come from!? The other one with blue hair rakes his hand through his hair, leaning backwards as he also looks into the camera. ]
Heh, I know me and my dear brother here are enjoying the festival and we can only hope within our pure hearts that you are having an equally happy time. In fact, it is our sacred duty to ensure that everyone is having fun and being safe! [the redhead nods, turning his attention to his brother before looking at the camera again.]

That’s right, Karamatsu. [wait… that’s Karamatsu? Then, that must mean…] We will be in the entertainment district all week to give you our blessings. If you need us, for anything at all; missions, companionship, moral support, we’ll be happy to oblige.
[another wink. Someone stop him]

You’re right, Osomatsu-niisan. There are many wild things we can do to make your fantasies come true! Oh, did I mention we can destroy a meteor in the bat of a lash? Our powers are endless!

[Osomatsu laughs and rubs under his nose] See? We promise to do whatever it takes for you. So, don’t be shy, kittens. Come visit us, and make this flower festival an event to remember!
[ get another view of those wet, shirtless, sexy chests before the feed cuts out. ]
[ ooc; this is the result of a flower exchange where Karamatsu & Osomatsu are handsome versions of themselves! Feel free to be confused by their shenanigans and prepare for responses from both of us. ]

Comments

Text; knight.time

[chumpelstiltskin]

its a damn shame they dont have flowers for your personalities huh

[glitterpants]

I don't know what you mean. Our personalities are impeccable as it is. ♡ The only other flowers I will be handing out will be for you, my honey.
It's good to see you again. For some reason, I felt as if you would make your way back into our hearts. It must be Fate.

[chumpelstiltskin]

maybe its fate
maybe it’s my own personal hell hand delivered to me by the fed ex guy of fucked up punishments
yeah
keep the flower
youre going to need it for all the honnies youre gonna have lining up to sample your fresh deli meats
hey are you guys still in the escort industry
this must be a boon for your business
unless you preferred the niche clientele you were reeling in before

[glitterpants]

That's the spirit! fate it is and Fate it will always be.
Heh.. of course we are.. i don't think we ever left the scene.
_{[ ya'll did like.. instantly.. when nobody took you both up on the offer. ]}

Though we're running a special right now, as we wouldn't want anyone to miss out on something was remarkable as this.
_{[ actually he's just desperate again.. ]}

text: ny4n

[nyahilistic]

truer words have never been typed

[chumpelstiltskin]

turns out you can leave this place for 6 months and still slide right back in with the relevant hot takes

text: yri

[sentence]

I think I still like your other brother better, rose or no rose.

[ He's absolutely losing his shit underneath his façade, but better to keep it up. ]

not here

[nyahilistic]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STOP THAT

[text] un: B1GBROTHER

[relieable]

Other brother? Do you know Ichimatsu?

[text] un: yri

[sentence]

Yeah. He helped out with my dog when I got here and then when he ate a valerian and rose.

[ He turns on the video feed and it focuses on Yuri for a moment before he turns it to Repede behind him-- who is drooling and laying on the ground with his tongue out, but wagging his tail and also IS INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME? You've never seen a dog this beautiful, even if he looks kind of stupid at the moment. Wow. ]

Nice guy. Repede loves him.

text: ny4n this one's actually here

[nyahilistic]

did you forget how to spell your own name
also why

text: yri

[sentence]

I wanted it to be a little obscure. It was deliberate.
Because your brothers are casually inviting people like they're at a nudist beach is why.

[glitterpants]

I'm sorry, who are you again? Have i swept you off your feet before?

[sentence]

[ Listen, Yuri knows he's good looking. Someone had to tell him at least once and he was like 'oh' about it. So he flips on video and outright flips his hair, does this kind of pose, and in that deep Troy Baker voice: ]

You couldn't if you tried.

[ He's having the time of his life. ]

text: ny4n

[nyahilistic]

i'm changing the locks on the house and neither of you are allowed home until you don't look weird anymore

text: B1GBROTHER

[relieable]

Weird? Is this weird, or is it normal?

[nyahilistic]

it's definitely weird

un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

If you are encouaging us to sleep elsewhere, Ichimatsu, I'm fairly certain any of my adoring karamatsu girls will provide for me a place to sleep for the night.

I wouldn't lock the doors if i were you.

un: ny4n

[nyahilistic]

are you really still on about karamatsu girls

@sparrow; video

[flowlikewater]

[ Have a feed of a Genji that is definitely not a cyborg, with green hair and very well maintained brows. He looks unimpressed and slowly blows and pops his bubblegum. ]

This is some kind of punishment game, right?

[glitterpants]

_{[ something seems familiar about this guy, but Karamatsu is a bit dumb. ]}

I don't know about punishment game, but would you be interested in playing the Pocky game with me instead? ♡
_{[ oh no.. NO. this is the absolute worst... ]}

[flowlikewater]

[ Wow he's too embarrassing to not be serious about this, huh. ]

Uh, yeah, absolutely not. There are way easier ways to get a date, y'know.

[ Because what else would this be about. ]

action;

[bottombitch]

[ Aoba steps out of the transport and pushes his way through the crowded sidewalk as he pulls his bag a little closer to his body. Inside is Ren in Sleep Mode, so he can pretty much always be seen with that bag hanging from his shoulder. But he blinks as he sees what appears to be two idols making a public appearance, which isn't really all that unusual considering where he is. He's instantly reminded of Eichi, whose meteoric rise as an idol left a sudden talent vacuum that apparently a lot of people were eager to fill when he returned to wherever he was before. ]

Mm? Oh, it's those guys.

[ He didn't bother really watching the whole thing, he was mostly just skimming content while in transit to the entertainment district and closed it while the blue one was in the middle of explaining how it was their sacred duty to blah blah blah oh look, a stream about puppies discovering their first balloon.

Anyway, like most rubberneckers curious what all the fuss is about, Aoba will just stop at the edge of the crowd of onlookers that are... mostly women, and stare blankly. He doesn't recognize either of them, but there's something about the blue one that makes him feel like he's forgetting something. ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ Oh, well. Look who it is. Karamatsu knows exactly who Aoba is since Aoba hasn't changed a bit. By now, Osomatsu knows who it is he made the mistake with, but since then, Aoba and Karamatsu have patched up.
He elbows his older sibling in the side. ]}

Oi, we should play a trick on Aoba-kun.
_{[ what trick could they even pull on him? Karamatsu loves seeing him flustered and he's certain they could do something to cause that to happen. ]}

[relieable]

[Osomatsu is busy waving to some girls. fun! then Karamatsu elbows him, and he turns to look at him] A trick, huh? What did you have in mind?