ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) (
glitterpants) wrote in
riverview2018-04-10 08:52 pm
( VIDEO. 004 ) — un: 2cool
[ The feed clicks on and, well, to just cut straight to the chase, it shows two incredibly hot guys. No joke. We’re talking god levels of beauty here in your typical generic anime style, lounging by an indoor pool, their legs dipped into the water and towels around their necks. Was this Fr**! or something? It certainly seemed that way. The more you look at it, they looked like twins. Wait, wasn’t there like a set of.. twin.. triplet guys here who all looked the same? They were really average looking, though. Nothing like these buff, sexy new guys! The first one with red hair looks over at the feed: ]
Well, well. It’s nice to see all of you out there. I hope you’re enjoying your festival.
[the redhead winks, and there is the distinct sound of girls cooing in the background. Just where did these girls come from!? The other one with blue hair rakes his hand through his hair, leaning backwards as he also looks into the camera. ]
Heh, I know me and my dear brother here are enjoying the festival and we can only hope within our pure hearts that you are having an equally happy time. In fact, it is our sacred duty to ensure that everyone is having fun and being safe! [the redhead nods, turning his attention to his brother before looking at the camera again.]
That’s right, Karamatsu. [wait… that’s Karamatsu? Then, that must mean…] We will be in the entertainment district all week to give you our blessings. If you need us, for anything at all; missions, companionship, moral support, we’ll be happy to oblige.
[another wink. Someone stop him]
You’re right, Osomatsu-niisan. There are many wild things we can do to make your fantasies come true! Oh, did I mention we can destroy a meteor in the bat of a lash? Our powers are endless!
[Osomatsu laughs and rubs under his nose] See? We promise to do whatever it takes for you. So, don’t be shy, kittens. Come visit us, and make this flower festival an event to remember!
[ get another view of those wet, shirtless, sexy chests before the feed cuts out. ]
[ ooc; this is the result of a flower exchange where Karamatsu & Osomatsu are handsome versions of themselves! Feel free to be confused by their shenanigans and prepare for responses from both of us. ]
Well, well. It’s nice to see all of you out there. I hope you’re enjoying your festival.
[the redhead winks, and there is the distinct sound of girls cooing in the background. Just where did these girls come from!? The other one with blue hair rakes his hand through his hair, leaning backwards as he also looks into the camera. ]
Heh, I know me and my dear brother here are enjoying the festival and we can only hope within our pure hearts that you are having an equally happy time. In fact, it is our sacred duty to ensure that everyone is having fun and being safe! [the redhead nods, turning his attention to his brother before looking at the camera again.]
That’s right, Karamatsu. [wait… that’s Karamatsu? Then, that must mean…] We will be in the entertainment district all week to give you our blessings. If you need us, for anything at all; missions, companionship, moral support, we’ll be happy to oblige.
[another wink. Someone stop him]
You’re right, Osomatsu-niisan. There are many wild things we can do to make your fantasies come true! Oh, did I mention we can destroy a meteor in the bat of a lash? Our powers are endless!
[Osomatsu laughs and rubs under his nose] See? We promise to do whatever it takes for you. So, don’t be shy, kittens. Come visit us, and make this flower festival an event to remember!
[ get another view of those wet, shirtless, sexy chests before the feed cuts out. ]
[ ooc; this is the result of a flower exchange where Karamatsu & Osomatsu are handsome versions of themselves! Feel free to be confused by their shenanigans and prepare for responses from both of us. ]

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Oi, amateur.
[ He's just gonna prop his elbow up on Aoba's shoulder, giving Osomatsu a smug look. ]
You're O.K. I bet you really wanna join our group, huh?
[ wtf Karamatsu.. ]
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Osomatsu is much more friendly, even though he has so many mixed feelings about Aoba right now. he gives the man a charming grin, but doesn’t touch him] Oh, yeah, you’ve got a great look, kid! You could be a star!
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Eh? [ Join their group?! Aren't they idols? Why? Why him, when there's all these girls practically screaming themselves into a faint all around them? And then the red one asks too, and Aoba's head whips to look at him. ] Eh?!
I... I'm not really... groupie material... maybe ask one of these girls instead?
[ Join his group, clearly he must have met as a groupie, right? ]
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[ Yeah, Karamatsu knows all about that singing voice.. and he loves it. Please sing with him forever and always (yikes.) ]
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[ He doesn't sing for anyone. Well. Almost anyone. He's only done this on rare occasion and it's certainly not the kind of mind-blowing thing he thinks is worth attention from the masses the kind that idols are used to. But then he turns to the idol with indigo hair and frowns slightly in confusion. ]
...What does that mean? H-how does someone 'look like they can sing' anyway?
[ There it is, that stutter that betrays his nervousness. Aoba's deflecting because he's afraid of letting his voice out among real trained professionals. It'd be embarrassing to admit that... yeah, to a degree, he'd really like to be adored and admired by people. He's been an outcast most of his life, surviving as best as he knew how to in a slum. Who is he to want to prance about like one of those beatific celebrities? ]
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in any case, Osomatsu is sort of listening, nodding along every now and then]
My brother has a knack for this sort of thing. He simply knows what kind of talents people have. [?????] If he says you can sing, you can probably sing!
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It's true! I sense your singing abilities.. are beyond those of an angel's voice.. maybe beyond God himself! If you are too shy to sing here, perhaps me and my charming brother can interest you in doing karaoke with us, hmm?
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[ Aoba shifts uncomfortably. It's not like he hates the attention, and pardon him for being gay enough to enjoy being this close to two extremely hot dudes, but he also doesn't know them. Or at least that's what he thinks. There's little things the remind him of someone else. Their voices sound really familiar, as do some of their gestures. Aoba assumes that he must have seen them before on the network or something and just forgotten. The red one has this easy-going, refreshing 'big brother' look about him. But the blue one with the aloof, cool-guy persona...
Somehow he thinks Karamatsu would really appreciate his style. ]
K-karaoke? [ With these two?! Suddenly his mouth goes dry. Because first and foremost, he now has a lot of squealing girls glaring jealously in his direction while a few of the bolder ones try to tug on Osomatsu's and Karamatsu's sleeves, pleading to come with them. ]
I... I'm not very practiced, but I guess... that's fine?
[ Aoba panics inwardly, realizing he's giving such a lukewarm reply after winning the gay jackpot. Two stunning looking guys want to go sing karaoke with a nobody like him? It's hard not to feel a little starstruck, but Aoba's nervousness reins in his enthusiasm.
Ah, wait. ] Did you say you were brothers?
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then his attention is turned back on Aoba]
That's right, we're twins. [SPARKLE]
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Give us a chance to get to know you better as angels know nothing of human friendship.
[ what.. what did he just say..
also just.. wrapping his arm around Aoba's waist. Osomatsu, you should get the other side. ]
Sing with us!
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And then his arm ends up around his waist anyway and Aoba tenses up. SERIOUSLY?!? ]
A-are you kidding me...?
[ Some of the girls in the crowd scream shrilly to 'show them heaven' while others threaten to drag him to hell. Aoba thinks it's high time he left. ]
Fine, fine! Let's just get out of here. Quickly. I think you two are going to start a riot.
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whatever. Osomatsu tucks his hands into his pockets and starts leading them away from the crowd]
Please forgive my brother. He just blurts out the most random things sometimes. [painfully]