( VIDEO. 004 ) — un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

[ The feed clicks on and, well, to just cut straight to the chase, it shows two incredibly hot guys. No joke. We’re talking god levels of beauty here in your typical generic anime style, lounging by an indoor pool, their legs dipped into the water and towels around their necks. Was this Fr**! or something? It certainly seemed that way. The more you look at it, they looked like twins. Wait, wasn’t there like a set of.. twin.. triplet guys here who all looked the same? They were really average looking, though. Nothing like these buff, sexy new guys! The first one with red hair looks over at the feed: ]
Well, well. It’s nice to see all of you out there. I hope you’re enjoying your festival.

[the redhead winks, and there is the distinct sound of girls cooing in the background. Just where did these girls come from!? The other one with blue hair rakes his hand through his hair, leaning backwards as he also looks into the camera. ]
Heh, I know me and my dear brother here are enjoying the festival and we can only hope within our pure hearts that you are having an equally happy time. In fact, it is our sacred duty to ensure that everyone is having fun and being safe! [the redhead nods, turning his attention to his brother before looking at the camera again.]

That’s right, Karamatsu. [wait… that’s Karamatsu? Then, that must mean…] We will be in the entertainment district all week to give you our blessings. If you need us, for anything at all; missions, companionship, moral support, we’ll be happy to oblige.
[another wink. Someone stop him]

You’re right, Osomatsu-niisan. There are many wild things we can do to make your fantasies come true! Oh, did I mention we can destroy a meteor in the bat of a lash? Our powers are endless!

[Osomatsu laughs and rubs under his nose] See? We promise to do whatever it takes for you. So, don’t be shy, kittens. Come visit us, and make this flower festival an event to remember!
[ get another view of those wet, shirtless, sexy chests before the feed cuts out. ]
[ ooc; this is the result of a flower exchange where Karamatsu & Osomatsu are handsome versions of themselves! Feel free to be confused by their shenanigans and prepare for responses from both of us. ]

Comments

text: yri

[sentence]

I think I still like your other brother better, rose or no rose.

[ He's absolutely losing his shit underneath his façade, but better to keep it up. ]

not here

[nyahilistic]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STOP THAT

[text] un: B1GBROTHER

[relieable]

Other brother? Do you know Ichimatsu?

[text] un: yri

[sentence]

Yeah. He helped out with my dog when I got here and then when he ate a valerian and rose.

[ He turns on the video feed and it focuses on Yuri for a moment before he turns it to Repede behind him-- who is drooling and laying on the ground with his tongue out, but wagging his tail and also IS INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME? You've never seen a dog this beautiful, even if he looks kind of stupid at the moment. Wow. ]

Nice guy. Repede loves him.

[video]

[relieable]

[switching to video, huh? can this beautiful and handsome dog compare to this beautiful and handsome young man? with the red hair, he looks like a shounen anime hero, right?] I am glad to know my little brother is making friends. He's been troubled lately.

[video]

[sentence]

[ He's definitely Beautiful, he'll give him that. Yuri almost says 'are you sure you should be sharing that?', but bites it back because what's done is done. ]

I'm sorry to hear that. Yuri Lowell, at your service.

[video]

[relieable]

Osomatsu Matsuno. [SPARKLES] Also at your service. [this is wonderful! Osomatsu is fitting in with the pretty boy and his pretty dog. this is the life of the beautiful people] Tell me, mister Lowell, what do you think of the quarantine?

[video]

[sentence]

Drop the Mister, it makes me sound old... I'm only 21.

[ He's putting on the charisma, isn't he... ]

I'm dealing with it, but I haven't given up on a way out. A lot of serious stuff going on back home, you get it.

[video]

[relieable]

[that was not his intention. he was simply trying to be polite] Ah, yes, that seems to be the case with many here. I've known a few people who were able to return home. Some even went home, then came back to Riverview. The scientists have that power, if you're looking for it.

[video]

[sentence]

Beat up some nerds and make them send me home, got it.

[ One can tell by his tone he's joking.

... half joking. ]

text: ny4n this one's actually here

[nyahilistic]

did you forget how to spell your own name
also why

text: yri

[sentence]

I wanted it to be a little obscure. It was deliberate.
Because your brothers are casually inviting people like they're at a nudist beach is why.

[nyahilistic]

i'm gonna choose to believe you just forgot a letter and are bullshitting me
that's pretty standard unfortunately

[sentence]

[ he has a wanted poster of himself, don't play him like this. ]

You'd be surprised, I got a hold of this thing pretty quickly.
As to why though, that's a secret.

Yikes.
I mean, no offense to your brothers, who are reading this undoubtedly. I don't think an aque blastia can quench that kind of thirst.

[nyahilistic]

nah
you're forever going to be can't-spell-his-own-name-yuri
have fun making a career with that one

no please, full offense to them they've done worse

[sentence]

joke's on you i'm already hired

oh? please, name and shame so no one falls for this.

[nyahilistic]

that doesn't count you're hired upon arrival, even i got a job.

well for one karamatsu owns more clothing with his face printed on it than not.

[glitterpants]

I'm sorry, who are you again? Have i swept you off your feet before?

[sentence]

[ Listen, Yuri knows he's good looking. Someone had to tell him at least once and he was like 'oh' about it. So he flips on video and outright flips his hair, does this kind of pose, and in that deep Troy Baker voice: ]

You couldn't if you tried.

[ He's having the time of his life. ]

1.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ uh ok well damn???? ]}
.....

[glitterpants]

Just because your hair is nice doesn't mean anything.
_{[ is this really happening ]}

[sentence]

What's that about my nice hair?

[ this is happening ]

[glitterpants]

I mean, just because your hair is nice.. you know..
It doesn't mean anything. People are more interested in the hearts of each other, not just the perfect hair!
_{[ he's paying you compliments at least??? ]}

I'm handsome on the inside and the out-- how about you?

[sentence]

Who's to say? A person doesn't need to be handsome to be a good person-- you should be able to embrace someone for their flaws as well as their handsome sides. That's the only way to judge a person by their true character and accept them for it.

So in other words, why don't you get to know me and find out?

[glitterpants]

_{[ wow wow he really thinks this guy wouldn't give him the time of day if he didn't look like this, but joke's on him since Yuri already knows Ichimatsu. ]}

I would.... love to befriend you-- and show you what beauty I have on my inside as well!!
_{[ HE SOUNDS SO AGGRESSIVE ABOUT IT THOUGH? Maybe he wants to out-kind him, or something. We just don't know. ]}