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(un: p. carter )

[ Well, here we have a username that hasn't been seen on the network in a while. The video itself is, alas, distorted at the moment. It seems the device itself is being moved rather quickly from hand to hand. ]

-- bloody well doing alright by myself.

[ And then there's Peggy Carter and a native nurse who has apparently made the mistake of trying to open and hold the device for her. It's enough to get her chased out as the woman struggles to sit up. On her way out, the nurse does take a few bloodied bandages with her. ]

Well, turns out one can get promoted in their absence.

[ She holds up a file of pages, apparently her new job description. ]

Is it too much to hope that my house is still intact?

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Yeaaaah, I dunno how humble Mr. Stark can be. But he's saved me, like, twice now... So I guess he can have a few more pumps of helium into that dome.

[Peter did you just imply Tony's got a balloon head?

(Of course he did.)

... And yes, he's lying about the amount of times Tony Stark has saved his ass. But it's half-honest, because he's mainly referring to Peter Parker. Also, he finally takes a sip of the juice. Finally. Slow ass.]

Sorry if I sabotage your mission, though. I probably don't help.

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Careful, Mr. Parker, careful.

[ she says, calm and smiling and not at all terrifying, surely ]

Lest you'll become my new mission.

[ Because you really want this woman in your life, right? ]

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[He holds up his wrapped wrist.]

Hey, hey, you're beating me in some areas. Like concerning hospital visits; I just came in to get this taken off.

I should be the one keeping an eye on you!

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And how are you planning to do that, I wonder?

[ she's smiling, God help them both. ]

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[He considers the question SO VERY SERIOUSLY, hand on his chin.]

Uuuuh...

I could send people like Mr. Stark to check on you and make sure you're not getting into any tomfoolery. Or something. Oh! I can yell "this guy thinks Captain America is a no-good punk!" and see if you come running over.

... I'd be a bad covert agent-type.

[He's entirely just being a little shit, but it's a funny visual, you gotta admit.]

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I should hope my nephew knows better than to think he can guard my steps.

[ And oh lord, she rolls her eyes ]

The worst, I'm afraid. Luckily, you're more interested in robotics or physics.

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[He smiles, sipping the orange juice very politely.]

I think he'd be smart enough to stay out of your way, yeah. [That's so cool, though. Peggy Carter called him her nephew. Clearly Peter needs to file this away if Mr. Stark does anything stupid that needs to be called out.] I dunno if you'd have much faith in my robotics, either, if you met some of the stuff I've built.