Video - Like a Lost Dog Ad, But For a Slave

[ragnarsson]

I seemed to have misplaced my slave priest. Since he belongs to me, if anyone could return him, I'd be most grateful. He's a little under six feet tall, black hair, blue eyes, and has a magic sword. Answers to the name Bishop Heahmund.

[Heahmund had stormed off in a huff after Ivar had found him the first time, but if he thinks the teenage Viking warlord who captured him back home is done with tormenting him, the priest is far from mistaken. Ivar's just getting started.]

He'll likely be quoting the Bible and telling you all how you're going to hell because he's extremely pompous and seems to think being a Christian bishop makes him better than everyone else. Be sure to let him know I'm looking for him.

Comments

[ragnarsson]

Yes you can. It's easy if you conquer people in battle.

[Ivar's got some interesting cultural sensibilities.]

[devilstongue]

So if I beat you in battle I'd own you?

[ragnarsson]

If I was still alive at the end of it, you'd have earned the right to do what you like with me. I could have killed him instead, but he's much more interesting alive.

[devilstongue]

Your world must be very dark, if sparing someone means you own them.

[ His world is also fucked up and has slavery, but at least it's illegal or at least frowned upon. ]

[ragnarsson]

It's definitely not a soft place.

[Life for anyone in the Dark Ages is harsh, brutal, and nasty. It was a dog-eat-dog world and Ivar was an alpha at the top of the heap.]