ragnarsson: ([17.21] Mmmhmm)
Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson ([personal profile] ragnarsson) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-07-06 04:51 pm

Video - Like a Lost Dog Ad, But For a Slave

I seemed to have misplaced my slave priest. Since he belongs to me, if anyone could return him, I'd be most grateful. He's a little under six feet tall, black hair, blue eyes, and has a magic sword. Answers to the name Bishop Heahmund.

[Heahmund had stormed off in a huff after Ivar had found him the first time, but if he thinks the teenage Viking warlord who captured him back home is done with tormenting him, the priest is far from mistaken. Ivar's just getting started.]

He'll likely be quoting the Bible and telling you all how you're going to hell because he's extremely pompous and seems to think being a Christian bishop makes him better than everyone else. Be sure to let him know I'm looking for him.
heahmund: (Default)

Audio, un: heahmund

[personal profile] heahmund 2018-07-07 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
I am not your slave.

[ Yes he asked a random person how to reply to this. ]
devilstongue: (🔮 74)

video @molly

[personal profile] devilstongue 2018-07-07 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
They allow slaves in this place?

[ Hello, have a demon straight from that hell place. Only not really. ]
backwaterbelle: 💚backwaterbelle (Default)

audio; un: rogue

[personal profile] backwaterbelle 2018-07-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Rogue is just pinching her brow at this because really Ivar?!]

You know sugah, slavery might have been the thing to do in your day, but it ain't so socially acceptable nowadays, least where ah come from.

[There's a pause as she debates the words to use. She's only being nice about this because she likes the Viking.]

People are going to be all sorts of angry.

[This is her being nice.]
apt666: (pic#12148054)

audio; @ryo.asuka666

[personal profile] apt666 2018-07-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
A slave priest? I can't imagine they make good slaves.
11calls: (wtf)

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[personal profile] 11calls 2018-07-08 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm all for cultural differences and whatever, but you can't just own a person. He's a person. Would you like it if someone claimed ownership of you?

[God damn it this week is weird enough without people claiming they own slaves.]

I mean, you're not home anymore. That's not how things work here.