Video - Like a Lost Dog Ad, But For a Slave

[ragnarsson]

I seemed to have misplaced my slave priest. Since he belongs to me, if anyone could return him, I'd be most grateful. He's a little under six feet tall, black hair, blue eyes, and has a magic sword. Answers to the name Bishop Heahmund.

[Heahmund had stormed off in a huff after Ivar had found him the first time, but if he thinks the teenage Viking warlord who captured him back home is done with tormenting him, the priest is far from mistaken. Ivar's just getting started.]

He'll likely be quoting the Bible and telling you all how you're going to hell because he's extremely pompous and seems to think being a Christian bishop makes him better than everyone else. Be sure to let him know I'm looking for him.

Comments

[apt666]

Yes. It's much harder to run when one is chained up. And the collar makes him easy to identify.

[ragnarsson]

There's a reason I kept him in one at home.

[Heahmund is likely going to spontaneously combust when he hears Ivar is thinking of putting a collar back on him.]

[apt666]

Then an investment here would be worthwhile.

[ragnarsson]

I like the way that you think.

[Everyone else has poo-pooed the idea of having a slave, but here's someone who seems to get it.]

[apt666]

Some people have their lot in life.