Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson (
ragnarsson) wrote in
riverview2018-07-06 04:51 pm
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Video - Like a Lost Dog Ad, But For a Slave
I seemed to have misplaced my slave priest. Since he belongs to me, if anyone could return him, I'd be most grateful. He's a little under six feet tall, black hair, blue eyes, and has a magic sword. Answers to the name Bishop Heahmund.
[Heahmund had stormed off in a huff after Ivar had found him the first time, but if he thinks the teenage Viking warlord who captured him back home is done with tormenting him, the priest is far from mistaken. Ivar's just getting started.]
He'll likely be quoting the Bible and telling you all how you're going to hell because he's extremely pompous and seems to think being a Christian bishop makes him better than everyone else. Be sure to let him know I'm looking for him.
[Heahmund had stormed off in a huff after Ivar had found him the first time, but if he thinks the teenage Viking warlord who captured him back home is done with tormenting him, the priest is far from mistaken. Ivar's just getting started.]
He'll likely be quoting the Bible and telling you all how you're going to hell because he's extremely pompous and seems to think being a Christian bishop makes him better than everyone else. Be sure to let him know I'm looking for him.

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I don't care about hurting people.
[Well, some people. He cares a bit about what his friends and family think, but none of them have put up strong enough of an objection to make him consider another course of action.]
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[He says the words curtly and it sounds like he doesn't mean them at all. But Ivar honestly will turn the idea over in his mind. It likely won't change anything, but it's better than anything else people have tried to get him to do thus far.]
But until then he remains mine.