[ video | un: honeybadger ]

[honeybadgerer]

[ the feed opens up to a girl dressed in a bright tshirt and smiling broadly at her audience, waving her hand enthusiastically. there are prominent scar marks on her face. ]

Hi Riverview! My name's Gabby and I'm new here! I was in New York before. The one with the superheroes. And now I'm here! Unfortunately, I think I lost all my stuff? And my caseworker kind of freaked out when I gave her the list, so maybe you guys can help me!

I'm missing my MAC-10 machine pistols, nunchucks and knuckle busters. Anyone knows where to get those? Oh, and a proper bullet proof suit.

Thanks!

Comments

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Let's not go with the guns, Gabby. Superheroes shouldn't use them, anyways.

[The nunchucks and knuckle dusters don't even rate a second thought. Considering some of the things other superheroes carry around, they're extremely tame.]

Plus, your caseworker would probably just take them away. So there's multiple reasons not to.

[honeybadgerer]

[ gabby frowns. laura's never complained about her guns before, though she's never encouraged them. and having guns feels . . . safer. ]

I'll just hide them well. Why shouldn't I have guns? It's not like I don't know how to use them.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

It's super easy to kill someone with them, even if you're not actually trying to. Nobody's aim is that good 100% of the time, except maybe Bullseye's? And he's usually trying to do the exact opposite of not killing someone.

[honeybadgerer]

[ that's true. gabby isn't sold but squirrel girl is a friend, so gabby's more inclined to believe her. ]

Okay. I guess I can pass on the guns.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

We can definitely go out looking for everything else, though. And get ice cream while we're at it.

[honeybadgerer]

Sounds perfect.

Did you meet all the squirrels in Riverview yet? Will they come with us?

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Not yet. And I can't bring all of them. Most of them have their own things to do. But I might bring Thor Odinsqueek. You'll like him, he's a Pachirisu. It turns out I can talk to squirrel Pokémon in addition to regular squirrels, apparently?

[honeybadgerer]

I've only played Pokemon Go.

[ since that's the only one she has on her phone. ]